cumdum
one who forgets to use a condom
cumdum by brandon ennis December 19, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
CumDum
1. A Kingdom Overflowing With Sexuality
2. A Complicated Relationship That Revolves Around Intercourse
2. A Complicated Relationship That Revolves Around Intercourse
Dude lives in a straight up CumDum. I'm heading to her place, we have the CumDum all to ourselves.
Q. What's the status with you and your girl? A. It's a CumDum
Q. What's the status with you and your girl? A. It's a CumDum
Related Words
Cumdumpster • cumdump • cumdumbster • Cumdumptruck • cumdum • Cumdumpstigator • cumdumster • cumdumbcious • Cumdumbslut • cumdummy
Westlake Cumdumpster
A last resort scrodum dumpster located in The Villas on Lake Travis. It's open 24hours a day, 7 days a week to anyone.
Westlake Cumdumpster by Westlake Lady V December 19, 2016
cumcumber
The sex toy version of the cucumber. The dildo of choice for those vegetable-loving ladies who during “man-drought” prefer to slake their libidinous thirst not with a banana, but rather with the cooler and considerably more dilatory cucumber.
She could hardly get to the vegetable compartment fast enough, such was the urge to pleasure herself. There it was - 8 inches of thickest greenest cumcumber. She returned to her bed. She peeled down its plastic wrap from the blunt tip and removed it. She lay back and hiked up her shirt. This was going to be one of those nights!
cumduck
1. A paper mache core duck feathered by dried cum tissues stuck to it. It must include the semens of 5-6 different men.
2. A duck. Made of cum.
2. A duck. Made of cum.
"You need to jerk off more so we can finish this cumduck already."
"I really think a cumduck would add to the feng shui of this dining room."
"Did you see the cumduck exhibit at the Met?"
"I really think a cumduck would add to the feng shui of this dining room."
"Did you see the cumduck exhibit at the Met?"
cumduck by Greg and Gino May 9, 2008
cumdumb
More from Urban Dictionary
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026