cumdum 

one who forgets to use a condom

guy:damnit i forgot to bring a condom oh well lets screw anyway


girl:no thats cumdum

cumdum by brandon ennis December 19, 2008

CumDum 

1. A Kingdom Overflowing With Sexuality
2. A Complicated Relationship That Revolves Around Intercourse

Dude lives in a straight up CumDum. I'm heading to her place, we have the CumDum all to ourselves.
Q. What's the status with you and your girl? A. It's a CumDum

CumDum by CatWyld April 23, 2020

Westlake Cumdumpster 

A last resort scrodum dumpster located in The Villas on Lake Travis. It's open 24hours a day, 7 days a week to anyone.

Amber is a Westlake cumdumpster!

Westlake Cumdumpster by Westlake Lady V December 19, 2016

cumcumber 

The sex toy version of the cucumber. The dildo of choice for those vegetable-loving ladies who during “man-drought” prefer to slake their libidinous thirst not with a banana, but rather with the cooler and considerably more dilatory cucumber.

She could hardly get to the vegetable compartment fast enough, such was the urge to pleasure herself. There it was - 8 inches of thickest greenest cumcumber. She returned to her bed. She peeled down its plastic wrap from the blunt tip and removed it. She lay back and hiked up her shirt. This was going to be one of those nights!

cumcumber by Epigenie1 December 18, 2009

cumduck 

1. A paper mache core duck feathered by dried cum tissues stuck to it. It must include the semens of 5-6 different men.
2. A duck. Made of cum.

"You need to jerk off more so we can finish this cumduck already."
"I really think a cumduck would add to the feng shui of this dining room."
"Did you see the cumduck exhibit at the Met?"

cumduck by Greg and Gino May 9, 2008

cumdummy 

Danny Kacey

Brady: hey you know that guy Danny trying out for the club soccer team?
Alex: Yeah
Brady: he’s a cumdummy

cumdummy by Dummy2525 August 28, 2019

cumdumb 

Temporary lack of focus after orgasm

After sex, she asked me if I was hungry but I was too cumdumb to understand.

cumdumb by Nugget1 August 10, 2009