9 definitions by Epigenie1
The sex toy version of the cucumber. The dildo of choice for those vegetable-loving ladies who during “man-drought” prefer to slake their libidinous thirst not with a banana, but rather with the cooler and considerably more dilatory cucumber.
She could hardly get to the vegetable compartment fast enough, such was the urge to pleasure herself. There it was - 8 inches of thickest greenest cumcumber. She returned to her bed. She peeled down its plastic wrap from the blunt tip and removed it. She lay back and hiked up her shirt. This was going to be one of those nights!
by Epigenie1 December 19, 2009
To cream oneself - a euphemism often used to describe the extreme stimulation of mind and especially body on casting eyes upon a fellow human with breathtaking good looks. To cream oneself is both a guy and girl thing. For a guy to cream himself is that feeling of urgency - that feeling of imminent unloading of his testicles following on from a mind bogglingly rapid penile erection, which in reality stops short of ejaculation and rather leads to a heavy anticipatory outflow of precum/prostatic fluid.
For a girl to cream herself constitutes an extraordinarily rapid vaginal outflow of lubrication - for some girls an actual g-spot ejaculation/squirt - following the inevitable engorgement of her vulva, again, in mistaken instinctive preparation for imminent sexual congress. Arrested by the physical barrier of her panties, her outflow is momentarily so warm and damp that her vulva feels as if it has been immersed in warm cream!
For a girl to cream herself constitutes an extraordinarily rapid vaginal outflow of lubrication - for some girls an actual g-spot ejaculation/squirt - following the inevitable engorgement of her vulva, again, in mistaken instinctive preparation for imminent sexual congress. Arrested by the physical barrier of her panties, her outflow is momentarily so warm and damp that her vulva feels as if it has been immersed in warm cream!
She only had to see her idol bare his chest on-stage revealing his ripplingly taut torso, and she sensed a warm very pleasurable yet urgent fullness develop within her lower belly. She quickly became aware of a warm damp feeling developing in the crotch of her newly laundered panties. She had creamed herself! “Oh heck” she pondered fleetingly between lustful yells of undying love from the front row at her fantasy on-stage lover "....forgot to bring a change of pants!” Nothing for it, she crouched, reached up to her creamed panties, pulled them down and out from beneath her skirt and tossed them at her idol a few meters away. His eye caught hers as her soaked panties hit the stage before him! Seeing him promptly peel them from the stage - seeing him realize how wet they were – seeing him returning her gaze with a smile then playfully draping their still warm dampness across his face, she swooned and creamed herself all the more! Second-stage creaming with no panties! … “Oh heck….” she repeated, eyes rolling in her sockets, “… I am soooo leaking! – oh god!”
by Epigenie1 December 28, 2010
He wasn't going to take no for an answer - he had just spent a fortune on her over dinner - and so without a by-your-leave he grabbed her, pressed his lips hard against hers, stuck his tongue down her throat and grabbed her pussy beneath her skirt. "You're trumped girl " he whispered triumphantly in her ear.
by Epigenie1 October 12, 2016
He wasn't going to take no for an answer - he had just spent a fortune on her over dinner - and so without a by-your-leave he grabbed her, pressed his lips hard against hers, stuck his tongue down her throat and grabbed her pussy beneath her skirt. "You're trumped girl " he whispered triumphantly in her ear.
by Epigenie1 October 12, 2016
He wasn't going to take no for an answer - he had just spent a fortune on her over dinner - and so without a by-your-leave he grabbed her, pressed his lips hard against hers, stuck his tongue down her throat and grabbed her pussy beneath her skirt. "You're trumped girl " he whispered triumphantly in her ear.
by Epigenie1 October 12, 2016
He wasn't going to take no for an answer - he had just spent a fortune on her over dinner - and so without a by-your-leave he grabbed her, pressed his lips hard against hers, stuck his tongue down her throat and grabbed her pussy beneath her skirt. "You're trumped girl " he whispered triumphantly in her ear.
by Epigenie1 October 12, 2016
He wasn't going to take no for an answer - he had just spent a fortune on her over dinner - and so without a by-your-leave he grabbed her, pressed his lips hard against hers, stuck his tongue down her throat and grabbed her pussy beneath her skirt. "You're trumped girl " he whispered triumphantly in her ear.
by Epigenie1 October 12, 2016