1. A Kingdom Overflowing With Sexuality 2. A Complicated Relationship That Revolves Around Intercourse
Dude lives in a straight up CumDum. I'm heading to her place, we have the CumDum all to ourselves.
Q. What's the status with you and your girl? A. It's a CumDum
The sex toy version of the cucumber. The dildo of choice for those vegetable-loving ladies who during “man-drought” prefer to slake their libidinous thirst not with a banana, but rather with the cooler and considerably more dilatory cucumber.
She could hardly get to the vegetable compartment fast enough, such was the urge to pleasure herself. There it was - 8 inches of thickest greenest cumcumber. She returned to her bed. She peeled down its plastic wrap from the blunt tip and removed it. She lay back and hiked up her shirt. This was going to be one of those nights!
1. A paper mache core duck feathered by dried cum tissues stuck to it. It must include the semens of 5-6 different men.
2. A duck. Made of cum.
"You need to jerk off more so we can finish this cumduck already."
"I really think a cumduck would add to the feng shui of this dining room."
"Did you see the cumduck exhibit at the Met?"