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CRUMPUS-where you shank all the lady’s and through them in a sawmill

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Crumpassing

(adj.)
1. To repeat an over played joke
2. To make a cheesy or stupid joke that is not funny
3. taking a joke to far. (killing a good joke)

Jake: your mom goes to college!
Chad: Jake stop crumpassing

by crumpasser2 May 28, 2009

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crumpsterbating

To cry, take a dump and masturbate at the same time...

Whoa! I just saw Josh crumpsterbating... I didn't even think that was possible

by TheCapitalMan December 28, 2010

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Clumpus

A mixture between a clumsy person and a doofus.

Halina you Clumpus!

by NeilTheSealofDucks March 22, 2022

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Unlike more common venereal diseases, 'the Crumps' is a sexually transmitted infection of such resiliance, David Hasselhoff is said to be heard singing in the ear of the afflicted as their genitals finally crumble. Thought to have originated in Yorkshire when a radioactive pubic louse bit an unsuspecting young rugby player on the cock. Symptoms include but are not limited to:
Thick, cloudy or bloody discharge from the penis or vagina
Metallic rings appearing on the genitals
Painful bowel movements
Severe adverse reaction to alcohol
Poor life choices

Listen, and understand. You've caught the Crumps. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

If you've been stabbed and then you get shot, the stabbing is nothing. It's the same with HIV and the Crumps.

by The third attempt May 17, 2018

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