Picklejuice978's definitions
A modestly old, shriveling man who smells of musky "old-person" because he can not successfully bathe himself properly
Guy One: Why doesn't your neighbor ever come out of his house?
Guy Two: Dude, he's a crumpas. I hope he doesn't come out of his house.
Guy Two: Dude, he's a crumpas. I hope he doesn't come out of his house.
by Picklejuice978 July 7, 2009
Get the Crumpasmug.