crumbus

An imaginative lie or set of lies someone tells to uphold their reputation

Joe said he drank 27 jagerbombs last night, he's chatting absolute crumbus

by hazatrand February 12, 2019

Crumbus

The Krampuses retard brother who comes out on boxing day. His hobbies include fucking sheep, public masturbation and singing. The Crumbus is often confused for a welshman due to its interest in beastiality.

Ren: "Holy shit, that welshman is raping a sheep." Phineas: "Dont worry. Its just The Crumbus. He's retarded."

by Shinobi Ranger May 27, 2016