Crimpus

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Crimpus is the physical manifestation of pain and suffering on earth. 1 day no Crimpus means that you will go down Niagara Falls in a barrel. Two weeks no Crimpus means you will be dissected like a fish.

I barely slept last night. The Crimpus got me!

Crimpus by CarbonConsumer25 July 11, 2023

Words you can keep

Crimbus

The holiday in which Winter Man will come and leave you gifts, such as a Cinco Pasta Bear, under your Crimbus Bush if you do the following:

1) Keep your Crimbus Bush trim and wet

2) Eat your fair share of hair

What will Winter Man leave under my bush this year for Crimbus?

Crimbus by Gleek464 December 28, 2010

Related Words

Crimpus • chimpus • chimpus maximus • Crimbus • crimmus • Crispus • Crampus • crimpshrine • Crimpso • Crimpston

Crimbus

The best holiday of the year, surpasses Christmas, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, Halloween, and Thanksgiving.

Crimbus is all about receiving gifts, not giving.

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, nuff said

I have no idea what I'm getting my friend for Crimbus!!

Crimbus by whitessnake December 6, 2010

crispus

the most powerful roman/green god ever. He strikes his enemy’s with dark flame lightning. He’s able to defeat Zeus and all the olympician gods together. His mortal name is Carl

CRISPUS HES SO POWERFUL

crispus by He is our last hope October 21, 2021

crimpshrine

a california based punk band influencing many of todays more well known bands such as green day

i went to see crimpshrine today, they were one of the fastest bands.

crimpshrine by me November 7, 2004

crimmus

Ebonics for Christmas

It's Crimmus Beeatch!

crimmus by The Great X-wing Ace March 25, 2003

crimus

Someone who wishes well during Christmas but is exhausted by the holidays

Store clerk* “merry crimus”

crimus by Unclesparta November 29, 2022

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026