Crimpus 

Crimpus is the physical manifestation of pain and suffering on earth. 1 day no Crimpus means that you will go down Niagara Falls in a barrel. Two weeks no Crimpus means you will be dissected like a fish.

I barely slept last night. The Crimpus got me!

Crimpus by CarbonConsumer25 July 11, 2023

Crimbus 

The holiday in which Winter Man will come and leave you gifts, such as a Cinco Pasta Bear, under your Crimbus Bush if you do the following:

1) Keep your Crimbus Bush trim and wet

2) Eat your fair share of hair

What will Winter Man leave under my bush this year for Crimbus?

Crimbus by Gleek464 December 28, 2010

Crimbus 

The best holiday of the year, surpasses Christmas, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, Halloween, and Thanksgiving.

Crimbus is all about receiving gifts, not giving.

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, nuff said

I have no idea what I'm getting my friend for Crimbus!!

Crimbus by whitessnake December 6, 2010

crispus 

the most powerful roman/green god ever. He strikes his enemy’s with dark flame lightning. He’s able to defeat Zeus and all the olympician gods together. His mortal name is Carl

CRISPUS HES SO POWERFUL

crispus by He is our last hope October 21, 2021

crimpshrine 

a california based punk band influencing many of todays more well known bands such as green day

i went to see crimpshrine today, they were one of the fastest bands.

crimpshrine by me November 7, 2004

crimmus 

Ebonics for Christmas

It's Crimmus Beeatch!

crimmus by The Great X-wing Ace March 25, 2003

crimus

Someone who wishes well during Christmas but is exhausted by the holidays

Store clerk* “merry crimus”

crimus by Unclesparta November 29, 2022