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Crimpus

Crimpus is the physical manifestation of pain and suffering on earth. 1 day no Crimpus means that you will go down Niagara Falls in a barrel. Two weeks no Crimpus means you will be dissected like a fish.
I barely slept last night. The Crimpus got me!
by CarbonConsumer25 July 11, 2023
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