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Crumpulent

crumpulent/v/n: Crumpulent, a word for the rowdy. The word crumpulent can either be used in a noun form or verb form.

Over many years..*cough* I mean months, crumpulents definition has been argued, and as the maker of this word even I have a hard time explaining the meaning.

But one thing ido know Crumpulent basicaly is another word for cool. To be used when somthing the upmost cool, awsome totaly terrific happens. You can call your friends Crumpulent, that means they're the coolest, most awsome, sweetest friends in the whole wide world!
"Dude that was so crumpulent!"
"CRUMPULENT!!"
"See you my Crumpulent friends!"
"Hello my Crumpulent friends!"
"whooooeeee....CRUMPULENT!"

and so on.
Use this word in the upmost respect!
by Kathryn Powell February 9, 2006
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Crumpulent

A word to describe the curvature of a bagel at 9 am.
Wow, crumpulent!
by Bagoul March 17, 2023
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Cromulent

Used in an ironical sense to mean legitimate, and therefore, in reality, spurious and not at all legitimate. Assumes common knowledge of the inherent Simpsons reference.
Yes Professor Smith, these citations are perfectly cromulent. chuckle
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crumplestiltskin

Having an extremely intense bowel movement that requires a long duration of pushing and squeezing while "ghost-pedaling" an imaginary gold spinning loom while hunched over.
Dude, I ate sushi for lunch and mexican for dinner, I gotta stop home and bust a crumplestiltskin.
by ptoohey October 6, 2006
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Grumpulent

Opulently grumpy. In a bad mood and lazy. Usually accompanied by an "I don't care" or stubborn attitude.
"I'm PMSing, there's no chocolate in the house, and I don't want to go to that stupid party." "Boy, are you grumpulent!"
by Frequency Picnic October 23, 2011
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cromulentiousness

krahm-U-lehn-chus-NESS (n.) A word first used on the internet via www.reddit.com, subreddit r/funny by u/FLUX-YOU, that caused mass hysteria in an attempt of discovering the definition due to the lack google results.
There are no examples for cromulentiousness. I apologize.
by the_third_three November 7, 2013
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scrumpulent

Delicious, but like more than just delicious. SCRUMPULENT
Yo that Mexican rice was scrumpulent 😩💦
by tincanman8 January 21, 2021
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