Crumpulent 

crumpulent/v/n: Crumpulent, a word for the rowdy. The word crumpulent can either be used in a noun form or verb form.

Over many years..*cough* I mean months, crumpulents definition has been argued, and as the maker of this word even I have a hard time explaining the meaning.

But one thing ido know Crumpulent basicaly is another word for cool. To be used when somthing the upmost cool, awsome totaly terrific happens. You can call your friends Crumpulent, that means they're the coolest, most awsome, sweetest friends in the whole wide world!

"Dude that was so crumpulent!"
"CRUMPULENT!!"
"See you my Crumpulent friends!"
"Hello my Crumpulent friends!"
"whooooeeee....CRUMPULENT!"

and so on.
Use this word in the upmost respect!

Crumpulent by Kathryn Powell February 9, 2006

Crumpulent 

A word to describe the curvature of a bagel at 9 am.

Wow, crumpulent!

Crumpulent by Bagoul March 17, 2023

Cromulent 

Used in an ironical sense to mean legitimate, and therefore, in reality, spurious and not at all legitimate. Assumes common knowledge of the inherent Simpsons reference.

Yes Professor Smith, these citations are perfectly cromulent. chuckle

Cromulent by Bradley Yeats, Professor of Linguistics March 15, 2003

crumplestiltskin 

Having an extremely intense bowel movement that requires a long duration of pushing and squeezing while "ghost-pedaling" an imaginary gold spinning loom while hunched over.

Dude, I ate sushi for lunch and mexican for dinner, I gotta stop home and bust a crumplestiltskin.

crumplestiltskin by ptoohey October 6, 2006

Grumpulent 

Opulently grumpy. In a bad mood and lazy. Usually accompanied by an "I don't care" or stubborn attitude.

"I'm PMSing, there's no chocolate in the house, and I don't want to go to that stupid party." "Boy, are you grumpulent!"

Grumpulent by Frequency Picnic October 23, 2011

cromulentiousness 

krahm-U-lehn-chus-NESS (n.) A word first used on the internet via www.reddit.com, subreddit r/funny by u/FLUX-YOU, that caused mass hysteria in an attempt of discovering the definition due to the lack google results.

There are no examples for cromulentiousness. I apologize.

cromulentiousness by the_third_three November 7, 2013

scrumpulent 

Delicious, but like more than just delicious. SCRUMPULENT

Yo that Mexican rice was scrumpulent 😩💦

scrumpulent by tincanman8 January 21, 2021