crumbusted 

busted and crusty together

omg she is so crumbusted

crumbusted by badbiych August 23, 2021

teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted 

Is a phrase that has become popular after somebody posted on MLIA (mylifeisaverage.com) about translating the phrase "Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!" to French and back again, and coming up with "Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted"

Billy: Today I rode a Unicorn
Some Other Guy: Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted

teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted by Somebody_Else October 26, 2009

Crumblasted 

When someone goes all in while drinking alcohol or smoking marijuana so much so that they become shit faced.

Dude, I am going to get so fucking crumblasted tonight.

Crumblasted by Shiftedshit January 1, 2018

Crumbster 

A man who frequents hotels and jizzes on the robes supplied in the room.

Did that Crumbster really just ask for more robes sent to his room?

Crumbster by The_Prophessor May 30, 2018

Spontaneously self-combusted 

Usually said after relaying a chain of events to make them sound more interesting.

"Then I went to the computer and logged onto Facebook, and I suddenly spontaneously self-combusted."

Spontaneously self-combusted by ArticunoJynxNidorinaBeedril May 23, 2010

cumbuster

1. Term referring to a male who busts cum, i.e. likes to suck dix
2. Gay person
3. Often used as a general insult.

1. Dude, Steven likes to pants people. What a cumbuster.
2. See that guy in the plaid jacket? He's a cumbuster.
3. DON'T TK ME YOU FUCKING CUMBUSTER.

cumbuster by Grif April 9, 2004

combustedpotato 

Hello..... do you perhaps like drinking water? Specifically dog water? Or is hotdog water more for your standards? Let me know. You may like milk if you “that way.”

Hi combustedpotato. I’m just making definitions for anyone I see.

combustedpotato by owowowoowowowoowowowowoiwow March 1, 2021