Urban Dictionary: Definitions by hazatrand

Fartpocalypse

A string of compulsive parts one after another.

I had a vindaloo last night, the fartpocalypse is coming.

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Adjusting one's bollocks to a more comfortable position from one's pocket. Also known as playing "Pocket billiards."

Give me a sec, I need to rearrange the formula.

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An imaginative lie or set of lies someone tells to uphold their reputation

Joe said he drank 27 jagerbombs last night, he's chatting absolute crumbus

crumbus by hazatrand February 12, 2019

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When you've got problems, e.g the shakes, your stomachs rumbling or an illness. Not as bad as the Knickerbocker Glories!

I played Morgan at Fifa but I lost because I had the Knickerbockers.

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