Crumpas 

A modestly old, shriveling man who smells of musky "old-person" because he can not successfully bathe himself properly

Guy One: Why doesn't your neighbor ever come out of his house?

Guy Two: Dude, he's a crumpas. I hope he doesn't come out of his house.

Crumpas by Picklejuice978 July 7, 2009

Crumpacker 

A term generally used for stuffing your dick into the asshole of a woman.

Dude, he and his girlfriend did a Crumpacker.

Crumpacker by Cordial Correspondance November 27, 2011

Crumpassing 

(adj.)
1. To repeat an over played joke
2. To make a cheesy or stupid joke that is not funny
3. taking a joke to far. (killing a good joke)

Jake: your mom goes to college!
Chad: Jake stop crumpassing

Crumpassing by crumpasser2 May 28, 2009

crumpsterbating 

To cry, take a dump and masturbate at the same time...

Whoa! I just saw Josh crumpsterbating... I didn't even think that was possible

crumpsterbating by TheCapitalMan December 28, 2010

chumpasaurus 

The ultimate Chump

Lee Hopkins is an absolute chumpasaurus

chumpasaurus by theBeef July 16, 2014

cumpassion 

typically how a man fulfills his desire with the woman he loves

She looked at him that certain sexual way and he knew it was time for some cumpassion.

cumpassion by twangdong February 1, 2019

crumpalicious 

Adj. to be cool beyond all posibilities. Undescribably awesome.

John just jumped over seven semi-trucks with a pogo stick! He is so crumpalicious

crumpalicious by Ianque Parker August 11, 2008