A modestly old, shriveling man who smells of musky "old-person" because he can not successfully bathe himself properly
Guy One: Why doesn't your neighbor ever come out of his house?
Guy Two: Dude, he's a crumpas. I hope he doesn't come out of his house.
Guy Two: Dude, he's a crumpas. I hope he doesn't come out of his house.
by Picklejuice978 July 07, 2009
Get the Crumpasmug. The state of mind of younger gen z bastards when they reinvent fancy bitch ass new words and meanings for bullshit they themselves don't understand.
This includes words like "redpilled" and "based" as well as reinterpreting/rebranding hand gestures like the international diving hand signal for "OK" into "white power" because some right winged non arian bastards use it once.
This includes words like "redpilled" and "based" as well as reinterpreting/rebranding hand gestures like the international diving hand signal for "OK" into "white power" because some right winged non arian bastards use it once.
Example 1:
Individual one: Gives proper feedback based on facts.
Individual two: Whoa, that's based.
Individual one: The fuck you just called me?
--> In this case Individual 2 is crumpa.
Example 2:
Diver signals "ok" to another diver because safety is important.
Gen Z clown: Whoa, look at this racist, hope he drowns!
Diver then goes spearfishing and accomplishes more within 10 minutes than the gen z bastard will accomplish in hich fucking whole life.
--> In this case the gen Z clown is crumpa.
Individual one: Gives proper feedback based on facts.
Individual two: Whoa, that's based.
Individual one: The fuck you just called me?
--> In this case Individual 2 is crumpa.
Example 2:
Diver signals "ok" to another diver because safety is important.
Gen Z clown: Whoa, look at this racist, hope he drowns!
Diver then goes spearfishing and accomplishes more within 10 minutes than the gen z bastard will accomplish in hich fucking whole life.
--> In this case the gen Z clown is crumpa.
by Hob Durphy January 20, 2021
Get the crumpamug.