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Campsterbating 

There's somebody campsterbating in the barber shop

Creepsterbating 

When someone masterbates while creeping on another persons social media.
I caught Jimmy creepsterbating to Steves Moms Facebook.

crumsturbating 

crying, taking a dump, and masturbating at the same time
after getting pWned, Todd was in the bathroom crumsturbating for a few hours
crumsturbating by stillberry November 25, 2010