crumpsterbating

To cry, take a dump and masturbate at the same time...

Whoa! I just saw Josh crumpsterbating... I didn't even think that was possible

by TheCapitalMan December 28, 2010

Campsterbating

When one camps in Call of Duty and masturbates

There's somebody campsterbating in the barber shop

by Spaghetti Western June 19, 2011

Creepsterbating

When someone masterbates while creeping on another persons social media.

I caught Jimmy creepsterbating to Steves Moms Facebook.

by buttheadsunite July 2, 2015

crumsturbating

crying, taking a dump, and masturbating at the same time

after getting pWned, Todd was in the bathroom crumsturbating for a few hours

by stillberry November 25, 2010