A one great ISP before the time of the standard Internet browser. Then after the AOL acquisition the entire ISP of CompuServe became a piece of junk to make people switch to AOL.

"I should upgrade to CompuServe 2000 so I can get access to all of the Internet! Wait...AOL wants me to switch to them? Random disconnects? WHY AOL MUST YOU DO THIS!!!!!!????"

CompuServe by Toreris Falern February 16, 2012

Related Words

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The Crombus

A terrifying creature that inhabits the bodies of unfortunate victims, taking control of their mind, and turning them into flesh eating monsters. The first sighting of The Crombus was documented in a YouTube video titled "The Crombus".

"All hope is lost, he's been taken by The Crombus."

The Crombus by Shahvee May 26, 2021

compushock

someone who is in shock after they lost their computer

He is in compushock he lost his computer and he is very depressed

compushock by jjwhite0222 February 6, 2010

Crombus

A humorous term for somebody named Daniel. Can be used in a derogatory way.

Shut the fuck up crombus

Crombus by Peng XR kid June 13, 2020

Compushitting

Using the computer while at the same time taking a shit.

Because of his compushitting ability, John was able to write his english paper while taking a shit before class.

Compushitting by hoffmonkey2 April 15, 2009

Compused

a)Computer confused. When a website or program is being nothing but unreasonable and you don't know who to call/email/pay to explain it to you; When you're using a computer and it doesn't make sense.
b)May also refer to the disoriented state of mind felt when trying to concentrate on a laptop whilst interacting with something else.

*reading scumbag site that tells you you need software to log in- though doesn't tell you what software this may be*
You to friend:"What was that? Sorry, I'm compused"

Compused by kawai-kowai March 18, 2011

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026