clumsy

a stupid overplayed song by fergie

"you got me trippen *ooh stumblin *ooh sinkin ooh* fumblin ohh* clumsy cuz im fallin in love" gay gay gay!

by auti April 21, 2008

Clumsy

Adj. Poorly co-ordinated. Bumbling ninny.

Blind People

Jack: "Pass the that plate please."
CRASH
Jack: "Oh you clumsy blind twat!"

by Jeffrey Douglas November 5, 2006

Clumsy

When someone is talented enough to fall both up and down the stairs and not hurt themselves severely. Can also be associated with people who run into walls, parked cars, moving cars, poles, and the like.

When Sara Ashley walked into a parked car everyone laughed and called her clumsy.

by racerchickie March 10, 2009

Clumsy

Anyone who has a fondness for face-planting into carpet.

You know that girl I dated a while back, she's clumsy now. She likes to spend time face-planting into her new girlfriend's carpet.

by nucrash February 24, 2011

Clumsy

Some one who over reacts to almost everything. They are always tripping. Over reacting all the time = always tripping = a clumsy person.

"Dude, hes always trippin' over every little thing. Hes clumsy"

by big a de 619 April 11, 2012

clumsy russian

a sexual mishap that occurs while preforming double penetration. Where the man on top pulls out and ejaculates onto the other man that is on the bottom.

why the hell would you pull a Clumsy Russian, then you wonder why no one invites you to threesomes

by IBE JESUS August 3, 2011

Clumsy Stranger

The act of sitting on your left hand (if you are right handed) or right hand (if you are left handed) until it becomes numb. Then you bust one out with that hand.

"I was so bored last night I gave myself a clumsy stranger."

by BagofDicks April 18, 2013