Croz

1. An cynical and unfortunately real being, often found lurking in online habitats and pubs.

2. A state of mind beyond cross, livid, or just plain narked.

1. The Croz lurked in the corner, peering over the rim of his pint of Old Speckled Hen.

2. The girl was so croz, she performed the act of Boonga Boonga on the sales assistant.

by Random January 26, 2004

the wizzard of croz

Sidney Crosby is the wizzard of croz

man1-did you go to the penguins game lastnight man?

man2-yeah you know i had to go see the wizzard of croz work some magic

by JonnyHopkins April 20, 2010

will croz

aberdeens finest gremlin born and bred in the barren realms of eastern scotland. Although the crozier family migrated in search of a better life you often find william crozier by the aura and stench of abberdeen. A will croz is often seen speaking about flightreacts or listening to KSIs hit single friends with benefits. Everywhere you step around NSW Australia you often find a @willcroz tagged upon government property.

i saw a will croz yesterday und

by topshagger1 August 25, 2022

Crozet

A small hole-in-the-wall town that no one has EVER heard of. Instead of saying you're from this town, you tend to say you're from Charlottesville, because at least people have heard of that.
Home to Crozet Pizza and Sals, Blue Ridge Kettle Corn, Western Albemarle High School, Dave Matthews and Evan Almighty (probably the biggest thing to ever hit this little town).

"I live in Crozet. Where? Never mind...I live outside of Charlottesville. Oh, ok."

by maupinnm March 2, 2009

Crozzle

The burnt crispy bits around meat when roasted or grilled.

When ordering a bacon sandwich ask for your bacon to be crozzled!!!

by Dee17 March 5, 2008

Crozy

To have that perfect, satisfied feeling of being cozy, relaxed. To feel warm on the outside...and within :D

I love the winter, I get to watch Christmas movies, drink coco, and just feel crozy by the fire!

by wordmakerbabe October 1, 2011

Crozoe

A person who lies constantly in order to either make themselves look 'cool' or to get attention. The person generally has low self esteem and is fat and emo.

"Dude, I banged this hot chick at work"
"I'm so high right now"
"Stop being a Crozoe!"

by Perki April 8, 2009