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Crozet
A small hole-in-the-wall town that no one has EVER heard of. Instead of saying you're from this town, you tend to say you're from Charlottesville, because at least people have heard of that.
Home to Crozet Pizza and Sals, Blue Ridge Kettle Corn, Western Albemarle High School, Dave Matthews and Evan Almighty (probably the biggest thing to ever hit this little town).
Home to Crozet Pizza and Sals, Blue Ridge Kettle Corn, Western Albemarle High School, Dave Matthews and Evan Almighty (probably the biggest thing to ever hit this little town).
Crooze
To aimlessly drive through neighborhoods, drinking beer and philosphphically discussing the world as you know it.
A phonetically funny combination of the words "booze" and "cruise"
A phonetically funny combination of the words "booze" and "cruise"
Lets crooze the neighborhood and talk about how much fun it would be to light up some zombies out the top of the moonroof with an AR-15.
Crozetts
"South-Eastwars from the Cape, off the distant Crozetts, a good cruising ground for whalemen, a sail loomed ahead..."
-Moby Dick p. 212
-Moby Dick p. 212
Crozetts by MobyDockFAN101 March 13, 2011
Crozzer
The word was created by a friend. He once did a lot of voluntary work and one of his tasks was to push (transport?) a wheelchair bound gentlemen around the streets of our town. The guys name was Mr Crosby and he could often be found wearing a rather fetching sports jacket. After many weeks of being in the company of said jacket, the "Crozzer" was born. From this day forth me, my friends and many of our acquaintances have promoted the world of the Crozzer.
Crozzer by Alan Walker April 27, 2006
Croozer
A skinny bisexual male who lives in Adelphi, Maryland, or the A.... This person also likes to stab things, drive peoples cars, sell drugs and throwbacks, and he also hates Norman. He is also the best wide receiver at St. Albans School.Has also been known to hook up with unnamed women he likes to call the "dome piece".
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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