Crozoe

A person who lies constantly in order to either make themselves look 'cool' or to get attention. The person generally has low self esteem and is fat and emo.

"Dude, I banged this hot chick at work"
"I'm so high right now"
"Stop being a Crozoe!"

by Perki April 8, 2009

Crozet

A small hole-in-the-wall town that no one has EVER heard of. Instead of saying you're from this town, you tend to say you're from Charlottesville, because at least people have heard of that.
Home to Crozet Pizza and Sals, Blue Ridge Kettle Corn, Western Albemarle High School, Dave Matthews and Evan Almighty (probably the biggest thing to ever hit this little town).

"I live in Crozet. Where? Never mind...I live outside of Charlottesville. Oh, ok."

by maupinnm March 2, 2009

Crooze

To aimlessly drive through neighborhoods, drinking beer and philosphphically discussing the world as you know it.

A phonetically funny combination of the words "booze" and "cruise"

Lets crooze the neighborhood and talk about how much fun it would be to light up some zombies out the top of the moonroof with an AR-15.

by turboj0e November 7, 2010

Crozetts

A group of islands in the Indian ocean

"South-Eastwars from the Cape, off the distant Crozetts, a good cruising ground for whalemen, a sail loomed ahead..."
-Moby Dick p. 212

by MobyDockFAN101 March 13, 2011

crozse

Someone who is really bad at fortnite

Crozse is defined as someone who calls you out for a 1v1 and gets slapped

by Verlat December 20, 2018

Crozzer

A type of sports jacket predominently worn by the disabled.

The word was created by a friend. He once did a lot of voluntary work and one of his tasks was to push (transport?) a wheelchair bound gentlemen around the streets of our town. The guys name was Mr Crosby and he could often be found wearing a rather fetching sports jacket. After many weeks of being in the company of said jacket, the "Crozzer" was born. From this day forth me, my friends and many of our acquaintances have promoted the world of the Crozzer.

by Alan Walker April 27, 2006

Croozer

A skinny bisexual male who lives in Adelphi, Maryland, or the A.... This person also likes to stab things, drive peoples cars, sell drugs and throwbacks, and he also hates Norman. He is also the best wide receiver at St. Albans School.Has also been known to hook up with unnamed women he likes to call the "dome piece".

Im Croozer and I hate norman and dary....

by someone December 15, 2004