Croze 

An inconsiderate moron who loves big juicy cock.

Fuck off Croze

Croze by Director99 December 31, 2011

Crazen 

a fucking paedophile

you are crazen. you must now go to prison

Crazen by urnansasket October 17, 2020

Cooze 

(Noun) The vaginal secretions of a ready, willing, wanting, and waiting woman ready to make.

Swiftly Nikki slid his hand between Shannon's legs, his fingers slipped through her bikini panties and found his place in her warm and welcoming honey hole. He could feel her cooze slide slightly down his finger and he knew she held a place for him tonight. Shannon smiled slyly at him and she mouthed something sexy to him. 'It's good to be wanted' Nikki thought to himself.

Cooze by Nikki Stixx May 20, 2020

Crone’s Disease 

When a woman reaches an age where she no longer gives a rat’s ass if others find her appealing.

Clearly this one-time hottie is suffering from an advanced case of Crone’s Disease.

Crone’s Disease by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019

Jim Croce

The best singer-songwriter in history. He can often be found with a cigar in his mouth, since he is a badass.

Jim Croce's mustache made him a hit with the ladies as he sung about cool stuff.

Jim Croce by Supguysfriedchicken December 16, 2008

Cozette 

A gorgeous girl with a beautiful smile, great personality, and hilarious sense of humor. She is quiet and shy when she first meets someone, but when she gets to know them she's the life of any party. A Cozette is a boy magnet, and she has the boys lining up to get her number. If you ever meet a Cozette, hold on to her and never let her go.

Tyler: Whoaaaa dude, who's that sexy girl with the hot bod that just walked by? She's a freaking superstar, I wanna take her out on a date and marry her!

Jordan: Hold up there dude, you can't date her. That's Cozette! She's already dating, like, three other boys, and she is way out of your league. She is the prettiest and sweetest girl in school, you've got NO chance with her!

Cozette by netflixxlove February 22, 2015

Lauren Croker

Lauren Croker

A girl with a bad-ass personality. No one messes with a Lauren Croker because she will probably rip their face off in one swift movement of her razor sharp pincers. She is hot, of course, this is not only due to her sweet as bod but also due to her flaming orange hair. Some say this golden fleece of fire is even more valuable than unicorn hair itself. Legit. There is so much you could say about this noble steed but there isn't enough time or space. So in short, does she have ninja skillz? Umm, chyess of course. Is it true she once rode a banshee bare-back across Alaska to find a Taco Bell... naked? Wouldn't you like to know ;) And finally, is prophesied that one strand of her ranga hair will save us all from 2012? No doubt. Get yo' self a Lauren Croker. She is a mint buy.

Guy #1: Sweet tap dancing baby unicorn, I'm legit blinded by the radiant aura of that chick and the awesome flame bestowed upon her cranium. What is this spawn of an angel called?

Guy #2: That, my fine lad, is a Lauren Croker. She's mint, aye?

Lauren Croker by Peppermint_Pete January 13, 2012