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you are crazen. you must now go to prison
Crazen by urnansasket October 17, 2020
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A small hole-in-the-wall town that no one has EVER heard of. Instead of saying you're from this town, you tend to say you're from Charlottesville, because at least people have heard of that.
Home to Crozet Pizza and Sals, Blue Ridge Kettle Corn, Western Albemarle High School, Dave Matthews and Evan Almighty (probably the biggest thing to ever hit this little town).
"I live in Crozet. Where? Never mind...I live outside of Charlottesville. Oh, ok."
Crozet by maupinnm March 2, 2009

cronenberg 

(noun) A twisted mockery of a human being. Distorted beyond all recognition but still retaining enough human qualities to suggest a human origin. Often a result of a horrible virus or malevolent alien entity attempting to create a human race in it's own sick image.
Oh man, ever since those huge worldwide explosions a couple years ago, there sure are a lot of cronenbergs lumbering around.
cronenberg by Vigilante777 December 8, 2015

David Cronenberg

Probably the smartest film director alive. Made horror films in the 70s and then started making his unique "Cronenfilms" in the 80s. The formula is: show really fucked-up stuff in a really neutral way. Classic example: The scene in Videodrome where a guy grows a vagina-like stomach slit and then pokes around in it with a handgun while the camera just watches, like it's an instructional film ("What to do with Your New Organ"). The main rules of a Cronenfilm: Don't judge, just show. Don't make it exciting, just make it weird. But show what's really going on, even if it makes no sense. Best films: Scanners, Videodrome, The Fly, Crash, Naked Lunch, A History of Violence. Has been a huge influence on: horror movies (esp. the Ring movies) and sci-fi (esp. the Matrix movies). Best time to watch: drunk/high, or in a mood to think about weird shit. Worst time: when you're in the mood for action or romance.
Dude, that scene in the Matrix where the bug crawls into the guy's stomach? Totally David Cronenberg.

or:

The Ring was trying to be David Cronenberg on crack.
David Cronenberg by visene July 16, 2008

RP Tha Chozen 1 

Arguably one of the sickest rappers that you will probably never hear about. He refuses to be a puppet of the corrupted music industry and in constantly challenging those in authority he may have black listed himself. With his enigmatic content and his use of simile and metaphor, the listener uncovers a new message every time they listen to one of his songs. He records from home as he has no support and rarely releases new tracks. Pure sickness... And you will never hear any of his music!
Have you heard RP Tha Chozen 1's new mixtape, Faith 'N' The Flesh?
To cheat, deceive, or trick usually through pitiful wheedling or falseness.
He cozened a twenty out of her to buy "gas" for his car that was just down the street. That'll buy a lot of Pabst Blue Ribbon gas!
cozen by idunnoit January 8, 2008