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A small hole-in-the-wall town that no one has EVER heard of. Instead of saying you're from this town, you tend to say you're from Charlottesville, because at least people have heard of that.
Home to Crozet Pizza and Sals, Blue Ridge Kettle Corn, Western Albemarle High School, Dave Matthews and Evan Almighty (probably the biggest thing to ever hit this little town).
"I live in Crozet. Where? Never mind...I live outside of Charlottesville. Oh, ok."
Crozet by maupinnm March 2, 2009
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Crozet, VA 

A dumpy little town, 20 miles west of Charlottesville at the base of the Blue Ridge. A railroad track divides the town from the wealthy, libtard whites who drink their $10 espressos every morning, drive their Subaru's thinking they are changing the world, while the other half is full of redneck, trouble-making, crackhead, trail trash who prey on the wealthy across the tracks with home and auto thefts. There is also an influx of Mormons who patrol and sell their material door-door in the newer neighborhoods. Pick you side or don't live here. The town is an odd concoction of both sides, not living in harmony.
Where do you live?
I live in Crozet, VA
Oh that hippie town west of Charlottesville?
Yep, that is the one!
Crozet, VA by radford university February 4, 2019
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Cruzetalk 

A very large car enthusiast group dedicated to the Chevy Cruze.
Have you checked out Cruzetalk lately?
There's lots of cool mods you can learn about on Cruzetalk.
Cruzetalk by anothey93 December 11, 2016