crafterbating 

Masterbating while looking through Pinterest

"Where's Joe's mom?"
"She's probably crafterbating in her bedroom"

"Did you see that chalkboard paint-mason-jar-washi-tape project I pinned?"
"Oh yeah, I crafterbated to it all afternoon"

crafterbating by Pixiety October 14, 2015

chatterbating 

To jerk off while having an explict sexual conversation in an IM program such as AIM, or MSN.

Quagmire and Rickie were chatterbating on MSN last night and made messes on their keyboards.

Chatterbating only leaves one hand free to type with.

chatterbating by Quag and Cleaveland April 8, 2010

Crasturbating 

Crying whilst masturbating. Mostly over departed girlfriends.

Kevins crasturbating over Katie.

Crasturbating by Philadagonymitchyslickkrondon October 5, 2008

crackerbating 

A white man masturbating to a picture of another white mans head on a hot naked midget woman's body.

See that....Avery is crackerbating to a picture of Tom Joneses head on Bridget the midgets body....

crackerbating by mater the crackerbater June 16, 2010

craperbating 

the process of pinching a loaf and beating off simulataneously, which requires intense concentration

craperbating is one of my hobbies because i can enjoy two things at once

craperbating by weasel May 3, 2005

crafterbaiting 

(verb) (portmanteau of Crafting and Masturbating) - playing at an online game such as FFXIV and spending all of your playtime making items and leveling crafters at the expense of any interaction with any players in the game.

Blood spent the entire evening crafterbaiting and raises blacksmithing from level 20 to 43 in one night. They didn't even group with us today to do the daily runs.

crafterbaiting by Sarielia Stormr December 31, 2024

Chapterbating

One who reads while masturbating.

Phil was chapterbating while reading the twilight saga.

Chapterbating by Timothy Shady May 7, 2011