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kevins bitch ass 

A small kid that usually is a dick with a small peins
Kevin: I fucked your mom
Person 1: She told me you have a small penis
Kevins Bitch ass

Kevins-Beard 

The scruffy, full-bodied beard that grows on the face of only the manliest of men. Not everybody can properly grow a Kevins-Beard, but those who can certainly enjoy an upper-echelon in the beard hierarchy.

Often associated with terms like 'masculinity', 'male', and 'strength'.

Urban legends commonly hold true that the source of their true knowledge and strength come from their Kevins-Beard.
Example 1:
Person 1: "Man, look at that beard!"
Person 2: "That's not just a beard, it's a Kevins-Beard"

Example 2:
I was thinking of growing a Kevins-Beard, only if I possess the masculinity, testosterone, and full-bodied confidence to do so.
Kevins-Beard by Maverick0003 November 22, 2013

kevins butt 

(kevins butt) is the equivalent to a door
kevins butt by ap0llo_ July 2, 2021

kevins patel 

a roommate who doesnt let you have fun
my roommate is such a kevins patel
kevins patel by lipshaker November 23, 2021

Mystery_kevins

Issac_ryder10's bestie
Mystery_kevins- hey bbg
Issac_ryder-hey daddy

A kevins sister 

A really good looking girl that's beyond anything you've seen before.
Would you look at that girl?! She's a kevins sister for sure.