craperbating

the process of pinching a loaf and beating off simulataneously, which requires intense concentration

craperbating is one of my hobbies because i can enjoy two things at once

by weasel May 3, 2005

creeperbating

The act of masturbating; however, the masturbation must be under circumstances/intentions that would define one as a "creeper".

He was totally creeperbating.

by KeenlyACreeper July 23, 2011

crackerbating

A white man masturbating to a picture of another white mans head on a hot naked midget woman's body.

See that....Avery is crackerbating to a picture of Tom Joneses head on Bridget the midgets body....

by mater the crackerbater June 16, 2010

Chapelbating

The act of masturbating during a church service. Most likely, it's the man sitting in the back row all by himself. He's been caught chapelbating before, but they don't want to kick him out of the church because they're trying to be good people. So, no one sits around that one guy in the back.

Man #1: "I think I hear that guy in the back Chapelbating, bro."

Man #2: "Yeah, he's that guy that does that. No one sits around him because of it."

by SoHighThatIFeelLikeDying April 4, 2011

crafterbating

Masterbating while looking through Pinterest

"Where's Joe's mom?"
"She's probably crafterbating in her bedroom"

"Did you see that chalkboard paint-mason-jar-washi-tape project I pinned?"
"Oh yeah, I crafterbated to it all afternoon"

by Pixiety October 14, 2015

Chapterbating

One who reads while masturbating.

Phil was chapterbating while reading the twilight saga.

by Timothy Shady May 7, 2011