crackerbating

A white man masturbating to a picture of another white mans head on a hot naked midget woman's body.

See that....Avery is crackerbating to a picture of Tom Joneses head on Bridget the midgets body....

by mater the crackerbater June 16, 2010

crackerboxing

1) a word used as a metaphor for what adolescents can do at a dance that would not be acceptable for neither childrens nor jesus

2) when you dance in a very dirty fashion around a white person in a box

1) lars our new friend and counselor telling us not to do any crackerboxing

2) our favorite activity at CLH

by wtfispseudonymbitch June 17, 2012

craperbating

the process of pinching a loaf and beating off simulataneously, which requires intense concentration

craperbating is one of my hobbies because i can enjoy two things at once

by weasel May 3, 2005

Crackelating

doing something, been up to

Hey holmey what's CRACKELATING?

by Krispy December 7, 2003

crackerlacing

whats happening/ occuring

so crackerlacing in your crib??

by notgayyyyyyyy January 21, 2011

crafterbating

Masterbating while looking through Pinterest

"Where's Joe's mom?"
"She's probably crafterbating in her bedroom"

"Did you see that chalkboard paint-mason-jar-washi-tape project I pinned?"
"Oh yeah, I crafterbated to it all afternoon"

by Pixiety October 14, 2015