crackerbating
A white man masturbating to a picture of another white mans head on a hot naked midget woman's body.
crackerbating by mater the crackerbater June 16, 2010
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crackerboxing
1) a word used as a metaphor for what adolescents can do at a dance that would not be acceptable for neither childrens nor jesus
2) when you dance in a very dirty fashion around a white person in a box
2) when you dance in a very dirty fashion around a white person in a box
1) lars our new friend and counselor telling us not to do any crackerboxing
2) our favorite activity at CLH
2) our favorite activity at CLH
crackerboxing by wtfispseudonymbitch June 17, 2012
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craperbating
the process of pinching a loaf and beating off simulataneously, which requires intense concentration
craperbating by weasel May 3, 2005
Crackelating
Crackelating by Krispy December 7, 2003
crackerlacing
whats happening/ occuring
so crackerlacing in your crib??
crackerlacing by notgayyyyyyyy January 21, 2011
crafterbating
"Where's Joe's mom?"
"She's probably crafterbating in her bedroom"
"Did you see that chalkboard paint-mason-jar-washi-tape project I pinned?"
"Oh yeah, I crafterbated to it all afternoon"
"She's probably crafterbating in her bedroom"
"Did you see that chalkboard paint-mason-jar-washi-tape project I pinned?"
"Oh yeah, I crafterbated to it all afternoon"
crafterbating by Pixiety October 14, 2015
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.