crackerbating 

A white man masturbating to a picture of another white mans head on a hot naked midget woman's body.

See that....Avery is crackerbating to a picture of Tom Joneses head on Bridget the midgets body....

crackerbating by mater the crackerbater June 16, 2010

crackerboxing 

1) a word used as a metaphor for what adolescents can do at a dance that would not be acceptable for neither childrens nor jesus

2) when you dance in a very dirty fashion around a white person in a box

1) lars our new friend and counselor telling us not to do any crackerboxing

2) our favorite activity at CLH

crackerboxing by wtfispseudonymbitch June 17, 2012

craperbating 

the process of pinching a loaf and beating off simulataneously, which requires intense concentration

craperbating is one of my hobbies because i can enjoy two things at once

craperbating by weasel May 3, 2005

Crackelating 

doing something, been up to

Hey holmey what's CRACKELATING?

Crackelating by Krispy December 7, 2003

crackerlacing 

whats happening/ occuring

so crackerlacing in your crib??

crackerlacing by notgayyyyyyyy January 21, 2011

crafterbating 

Masterbating while looking through Pinterest

"Where's Joe's mom?"
"She's probably crafterbating in her bedroom"

"Did you see that chalkboard paint-mason-jar-washi-tape project I pinned?"
"Oh yeah, I crafterbated to it all afternoon"

crafterbating by Pixiety October 14, 2015