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Crafterbation

The making of arts or crafts for one's own benefit or pleasure. Usually, but not always to the point of completion of that project. Crafterbation may involve hands, fingers, tools, everyday objects, and/or special supplies.
Jane doesn't sell or give away her crafts. She only makes stuff because she enjoys a healthy level of crafterbation.
by Jane Sawyer Makes April 27, 2023
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craftsterbation

(n.) lusting over projects on craftster.org or the process of crafting.
Millie has her door shut and all I can hear is the rhythmic thudding and whirring of her sewing machine. I think she's craftsterbating again.
by betsy January 20, 2005
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Crysterbation

Mike was so upset that his girlfriend cheated on him that he spent the entire night crysterbating while listening to The Cure.

Larry is really into crysterbation, especially since his wife left him.
by Jizzonneh December 12, 2007
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craftsterbation

Term coined to describe habitual visits to crafting website/subsequent craft making.
1.)The process of compulsively lusting over projects on the hipster crafting website www.craftster.org
2.) describe the process of crafting, or creating crafts
"Millie has her door shut and all I can hear is the rhythmic thudding and whirring of her sewing machine. I think she's craftsterbating again.
by RachoftheJungle January 29, 2005
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crasterbation

Jerking off with your own tears. Made popular by the movie "Waiting"
"...like that time you beat off using your own tears as lubricant(crasterbation)?"
"That was only once, and I was drunk."
by Jorpy12 June 19, 2006
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crasterbation

Distraut after the biznitch dumped me, I hopped on the internet for some crasturbation
by Anonymous November 7, 2003
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crapsterbation

To jack-off while defecating.

Usually done by Fat FFXI nerds who dont have time to complete each task seperately because they are too busy engaging in online parties and lvling up their ultra-uber Black mage.
"Jim is such a dirt-bag who Crapsterbates all the time"
"I was thinking of your mom while i crapsterbated"
by JdeL March 17, 2005
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