Chapterbating

One who reads while masturbating.

Phil was chapterbating while reading the twilight saga.

by Timothy Shady May 7, 2011

chatterbating

To jerk off while having an explict sexual conversation in an IM program such as AIM, or MSN.

Quagmire and Rickie were chatterbating on MSN last night and made messes on their keyboards.

Chatterbating only leaves one hand free to type with.

by Quag and Cleaveland April 8, 2010

Chatterdating

To have an online chat with someone that isn't interested in what you are saying and thus responds either not at all or very little.

I was writing paragraphs to her but she was just saying one word sentences back! I was basically chatterdating.

by KeezyWBaby May 26, 2011

Chapelbating

The act of masturbating during a church service. Most likely, it's the man sitting in the back row all by himself. He's been caught chapelbating before, but they don't want to kick him out of the church because they're trying to be good people. So, no one sits around that one guy in the back.

Man #1: "I think I hear that guy in the back Chapelbating, bro."

Man #2: "Yeah, he's that guy that does that. No one sits around him because of it."

by SoHighThatIFeelLikeDying April 4, 2011

craperbating

the process of pinching a loaf and beating off simulataneously, which requires intense concentration

craperbating is one of my hobbies because i can enjoy two things at once

by weasel May 3, 2005

crafterbating

Masterbating while looking through Pinterest

"Where's Joe's mom?"
"She's probably crafterbating in her bedroom"

"Did you see that chalkboard paint-mason-jar-washi-tape project I pinned?"
"Oh yeah, I crafterbated to it all afternoon"

by Pixiety October 14, 2015