Chapterbating
One who reads while masturbating.
Chapterbating by Timothy Shady May 7, 2011
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chatterbating
Quagmire and Rickie were chatterbating on MSN last night and made messes on their keyboards.
Chatterbating only leaves one hand free to type with.
Chatterbating only leaves one hand free to type with.
chatterbating by Quag and Cleaveland April 8, 2010
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Chatterdating
To have an online chat with someone that isn't interested in what you are saying and thus responds either not at all or very little.
I was writing paragraphs to her but she was just saying one word sentences back! I was basically chatterdating.
Chatterdating by KeezyWBaby May 26, 2011
Chapelbating
The act of masturbating during a church service. Most likely, it's the man sitting in the back row all by himself. He's been caught chapelbating before, but they don't want to kick him out of the church because they're trying to be good people. So, no one sits around that one guy in the back.
Man #1: "I think I hear that guy in the back Chapelbating, bro."
Man #2: "Yeah, he's that guy that does that. No one sits around him because of it."
Man #2: "Yeah, he's that guy that does that. No one sits around him because of it."
Chapelbating by SoHighThatIFeelLikeDying April 4, 2011
craperbating
the process of pinching a loaf and beating off simulataneously, which requires intense concentration
craperbating by weasel May 3, 2005
crafterbating
"Where's Joe's mom?"
"She's probably crafterbating in her bedroom"
"Did you see that chalkboard paint-mason-jar-washi-tape project I pinned?"
"Oh yeah, I crafterbated to it all afternoon"
"She's probably crafterbating in her bedroom"
"Did you see that chalkboard paint-mason-jar-washi-tape project I pinned?"
"Oh yeah, I crafterbated to it all afternoon"
crafterbating by Pixiety October 14, 2015
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