Crasturbating
Crasturbating by Philadagonymitchyslickkrondon October 5, 2008
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Crysturbating
Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv
Crysturbating by Edo8! February 19, 2009
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Crapsturbating
Crapsturbating by HardShralpingWy February 28, 2011
Chatsturbating
Chatsturbating by Regnisab September 15, 2009
Crabsturbating
A method of masturbation in which a man repeatedly pinches the tip of his penis with his thumb and forefinger. Can be done with one or both hands. Also known as crabbing, the crab grab, the fiddlers whistle, and Daniels Song
Crabsturbating by The Dumper February 12, 2009
classturbating
When you sit in class and caress you dick until you ejaculate all inside your school pants. You are addicted to masturbating and you can't go a class period without jacking off. You usually don't realize that everyone is watching you and making fun of your addiction
Dude, I totally saw that kid Brendan classturbating in Spanish the other day. He got up and there was jizz all over his pants!
classturbating by JuicyAzz SparkleTitz December 17, 2008
Camturbating
pleasuring yourself during a video chat, usually when the other person is sexually attractive It doesn't matter if the other person can see your "activities"or not, if you masturbate on a live camera at all, you are camturbating, which is normally considered extremely creepy or borderline sexual harrassment, UNLESS it is mutually agreed upon and both parties enjoy the show.
"She began to softly moan and make a cum face during our oovoo session last night, so I new she was camturbating"
"OMG guess what babess, my new boyfriend camturbated for me last night and he is soo big, I can't wait to ride that D"
"OMG guess what babess, my new boyfriend camturbated for me last night and he is soo big, I can't wait to ride that D"
Camturbating by Exelero November 5, 2012
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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