Crasturbating

Crying whilst masturbating. Mostly over departed girlfriends.

Kevins crasturbating over Katie.

by Philadagonymitchyslickkrondon October 5, 2008

Crysturbating

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

by Edo8! February 19, 2009

Crapsturbating

The act of masturbating while taking a crap.

I ate mexican food, then watched some dirty movies and spent the whole day crapsturbating.

by HardShralpingWy February 28, 2011

Chatsturbating

When someone isn't very responsive on Instant Messenger because, evidently, they are masturbating.

"Matthew, why are you taking so long to reply to me?"

"I was chatsturbating..."

by Regnisab September 15, 2009

Crabsturbating

A method of masturbation in which a man repeatedly pinches the tip of his penis with his thumb and forefinger. Can be done with one or both hands. Also known as crabbing, the crab grab, the fiddlers whistle, and Daniels Song

"Auughh... Ooughh... I'm crabsturbating, crabsturbaaaaaaaation"

by The Dumper February 12, 2009

classturbating

When you sit in class and caress you dick until you ejaculate all inside your school pants. You are addicted to masturbating and you can't go a class period without jacking off. You usually don't realize that everyone is watching you and making fun of your addiction

Dude, I totally saw that kid Brendan classturbating in Spanish the other day. He got up and there was jizz all over his pants!

by JuicyAzz SparkleTitz December 17, 2008

Camturbating

pleasuring yourself during a video chat, usually when the other person is sexually attractive It doesn't matter if the other person can see your "activities"or not, if you masturbate on a live camera at all, you are camturbating, which is normally considered extremely creepy or borderline sexual harrassment, UNLESS it is mutually agreed upon and both parties enjoy the show.

"She began to softly moan and make a cum face during our oovoo session last night, so I new she was camturbating"

"OMG guess what babess, my new boyfriend camturbated for me last night and he is soo big, I can't wait to ride that D"

by Exelero November 5, 2012