chatterbating

To jerk off while having an explict sexual conversation in an IM program such as AIM, or MSN.

Quagmire and Rickie were chatterbating on MSN last night and made messes on their keyboards.

Chatterbating only leaves one hand free to type with.

by Quag and Cleaveland April 8, 2010

Chatterdating

To have an online chat with someone that isn't interested in what you are saying and thus responds either not at all or very little.

I was writing paragraphs to her but she was just saying one word sentences back! I was basically chatterdating.

by KeezyWBaby May 26, 2011

Chatterboxing

The act of talking shit. Spitting off. Running of the mouth.

"All these hoes be chatterboxing."

"Homie's always chatterboxing about his job."

by Marcus Gold October 13, 2006

Chatsturbating

When someone isn't very responsive on Instant Messenger because, evidently, they are masturbating.

"Matthew, why are you taking so long to reply to me?"

"I was chatsturbating..."

by Regnisab September 15, 2009

crafterbating

Masterbating while looking through Pinterest

"Where's Joe's mom?"
"She's probably crafterbating in her bedroom"

"Did you see that chalkboard paint-mason-jar-washi-tape project I pinned?"
"Oh yeah, I crafterbated to it all afternoon"

by Pixiety October 14, 2015

Chapterbating

One who reads while masturbating.

Phil was chapterbating while reading the twilight saga.

by Timothy Shady May 7, 2011