crackula

Someone who feasts on crack cocaine, or meth anphetamines, causing them to stay up all night and then sleeping all day.

He/She stayed up smoking all last night and slept all day long, never seeing the day of light like he/she was Crackula.

by The Snack February 01, 2005

count crackula

A derogatory term referring to someone in charge of a small crew of drug runners.

Look, there goes count crackula and his wanna be's!

by theauthormarkwilkins February 02, 2017

Bride of Crackula

The girlfriend of a crack user or dealer; typically very thin in appearance with a pale complection; has rabbit pelet sized bowel movements; dosent say much but can engage in intercourse for hours without achiveing orgasum.

Drug use is habit forming and can lead to Bride of Crackula.
Just say no.

by loulou69 February 11, 2012

Kim Crackula

1: When a Kim Dracula fan is having trouble with their bones.

2: When the bones of a Kim Dracula fan crack, pop, and ache.

My bones are Kim Crackula right now.

by LXXLoveRoulette August 01, 2023