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crackulatin 

When a crack head, or junkie, is trying to figure out much money they'll get for drugs of some stuff they are trying to pawn or sell. To see if its worth goin to cluck it...
Person 1:"what are you up to?"
Person 2: "Nothin just crackulatin these dvd's, n figure out if it'll be enough to score a stash...."
crackulatin by BeautifulDiva January 15, 2010

crackalating 

Used in the phrase, "What's crackalating?" Like saying, "What's up?" and "What's cracking?". Combination of "cracking" and "percolating."
What's crackalating, houses?
crackalating by MoonKnight November 24, 2002

whats crackalakin 

whats crackalakin by Rose March 14, 2003

crackalakin 

When used with the word "what's," is used to ask "how are you?" or "what are you doing?"
Howito: What's crackalin'?
Buraku: Oh, not much.
crackalakin by babaloulou November 12, 2003

crackulator 

When a drug dealer uses a regular calculator to calculate the price of crack cocaine on the open market that calculator he is using is then referred to as a " Crackulator ".
"Sheet dog how much can we git fo a pound and half?"

"Hold up homes let me check dat on my crackulator.
crackulator by hrmmphh July 18, 2003

cockulating 

Calculating/thinking with cocks instead of brains. Usually leads to deep regrets.
"Aw, man, I wish I hadn't bought that lap dance. I was just cockulating... Now I'm out of money and my girlfriend's going to be pissed."
"sucks, man"
cockulating by teehee23 November 2, 2011
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