crackulator

When a drug dealer uses a regular calculator to calculate the price of crack cocaine on the open market that calculator he is using is then referred to as a " Crackulator ".

"Sheet dog how much can we git fo a pound and half?"

"Hold up homes let me check dat on my crackulator.

by hrmmphh July 18, 2003

crackulator

a trippin'-ass white boy

stop playin' crackulator

by GDubb March 25, 2003

Cockulator

A method used to determine when you are going to fuck her! A prediction to your buddies when you will screw the hot chick you just met.

Dudes! Check Lisa out, I'll have to pull out the old cockulator and say I'll bang her in three days!

by Sambiase September 6, 2016

Cockulator

a machine that is used to measure the Hight, girth, ejaculation speed & sperm quality of ones penis

you: bro what is your score on the Cockulator

me: i broke the scale my cock is to powerful for it

by Johnny sons December 11, 2021

crackulatin

used in place of "up" in "whats up?"

yo nigga, whats crackulatin?!

by el jefe April 18, 2003

crackulating

What is going on?

Whats crackulating?

by Chris Wilson August 14, 2003

crackulating

Means the same thing as:
Whats up? Whats going down? Whats happening?, Whats doing?, Whats the go? or Whats the deal?
Answer is 'not much' or 'im just doing...' NOT 'good', 'pretty bad' etc.
Variation of 'whats cracking?'.

"Yo' whatz crackulatin', nigga?"
"Nothin', jus' chillin'."

by Diego August 25, 2003