MoonKnight's definitions

every girl's best friend

1) A guy who is so nice to every girl he knows that before he knows it, everyone is past the "Friend" threshold and thus impossible to date due to the "I don't want to mess up what we have" argument.

2) A dildo.

by MoonKnight March 28, 2003

deputy dog

Byproduct of the word "dizzidydog" which was formed through the act of adding "izzity" to words.

What up, deputy dog?
Nor much, houses.

by MoonKnight November 29, 2002

clusterfuck

To have everything wrong happen at the exact same time.

Dammit, I got clusterfucked today.

by MoonKnight December 24, 2002

fishing

Masturbation.

Comes from "Master Baiter", get it?

Guys, I can't go out tonight, I'm going fishing.

by MoonKnight April 17, 2003

rally

Best form of motorsport in the world. Requires extreme skill and confidence between driver and co-driver.

1> Did you see Francois Delecour? He keeps putting his co-driver in the hospital! WTF!
2> Yea and... Petter Solberg rules!

by MoonKnight November 24, 2002

coolbeans

Old slang from the World War II era, still perfectly acceptable today. Similar to "cool!"

1> Check out this rad shirt I bought!
2> Coolbeans!

by MoonKnight November 24, 2002

Vespa

Italian company. Name usually used to refer to any of the elite motorized scooters the company produces.

Can I drive you home on my Vespa?

by MoonKnight November 27, 2002