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to be crabby, moody or otherwise pain in the ass.

Wow, what a crackelass she is today.

crackelass by Greg Stoebner November 5, 2007

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Crackeress

A female Texan who posts crazy stuff about how blacks loved slavery and how Lincoln started the Civil War before he was even inaugurated. She also likes to use made-up words that she finds on Urban Dictionary as real words!!

Crackeress likes to say, "Oh you embicle moran retardo, you are such a rediculos epidologist if you think that the Civil War was about slavery -- it was about tariffs!! The South didn't start the war -- the mean Union troops were firing bricks from their fort at the nice, genteel cannonballs of the Southern gentry. It was so brutal!! Lincoln renig on a promise to let the South expand slavery."

Crackeress by Crackeress lover May 12, 2011

Surface Crackess

The effect of leaving an impression of your ass crack on a surface.

Dude, I left surface crackess on that car window!

Surface Crackess by dPythonb September 10, 2009

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cracklash

n. the hair in the crack of an ass; butthair

"Excuse me, do you have a spare toothbrush? I just gave this guy a rim job and I got some cracklashes stuck in my teeth!"

cracklash by ExtraFine August 9, 2004

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Crackass

1.One who is a complete moron, and idiot, a dumbass, or a bafoon. Practices bafoonary, idiocy.
2. Movie starring "pigeonkicker", a suburbs boy. "Crackass" portrays theemptiness of suburban life while still managing to run into stuff with shopping carts.

1. Your transvestite uncle Tammy is a complete crackass.

2. Me and the guys are going to see "Crackass" this weekend.

Crackass by tim s. December 16, 2004

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CRACKASS

Low-grade, sub par. Not meeting minimum standards of acceptability.

Merchandise in Canada is totally crackass

CRACKASS by themankster February 5, 2007

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Crackass

When you laugh so hard that your ass falls off while eating salty crackas.

Lakshmi: Dude...that cracka's cracking me up!

Watermelonandra: Haha! I'm laughing so hard too!
Clitorikendrina: That crackass just fell off his chair while eating his organic salty donut.

Crackass by ojiiiiiiiiiisan January 17, 2017

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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