crackelass

to be crabby, moody or otherwise pain in the ass.

Wow, what a crackelass she is today.

by Greg Stoebner November 5, 2007

Crackeress

A female Texan who posts crazy stuff about how blacks loved slavery and how Lincoln started the Civil War before he was even inaugurated. She also likes to use made-up words that she finds on Urban Dictionary as real words!!

Crackeress likes to say, "Oh you embicle moran retardo, you are such a rediculos epidologist if you think that the Civil War was about slavery -- it was about tariffs!! The South didn't start the war -- the mean Union troops were firing bricks from their fort at the nice, genteel cannonballs of the Southern gentry. It was so brutal!! Lincoln renig on a promise to let the South expand slavery."

by Crackeress lover May 12, 2011

Surface Crackess

The effect of leaving an impression of your ass crack on a surface.

Dude, I left surface crackess on that car window!

by dPythonb September 10, 2009

cracklash

n. the hair in the crack of an ass; butthair

"Excuse me, do you have a spare toothbrush? I just gave this guy a rim job and I got some cracklashes stuck in my teeth!"

by ExtraFine August 9, 2004

Crackass

1.One who is a complete moron, and idiot, a dumbass, or a bafoon. Practices bafoonary, idiocy.
2. Movie starring "pigeonkicker", a suburbs boy. "Crackass" portrays theemptiness of suburban life while still managing to run into stuff with shopping carts.

1. Your transvestite uncle Tammy is a complete crackass.

2. Me and the guys are going to see "Crackass" this weekend.

by tim s. December 16, 2004

CRACKASS

Low-grade, sub par. Not meeting minimum standards of acceptability.

Merchandise in Canada is totally crackass

by themankster February 5, 2007

Crackass

When you laugh so hard that your ass falls off while eating salty crackas.

Lakshmi: Dude...that cracka's cracking me up!

Watermelonandra: Haha! I'm laughing so hard too!
Clitorikendrina: That crackass just fell off his chair while eating his organic salty donut.

by ojiiiiiiiiiisan January 17, 2017