When a drug dealer uses a regular calculator to calculate the price of crack cocaine on the open market that calculator he is using is then referred to as a " Crackulator ".
"Sheet dog how much can we git fo a pound and half?"

"Hold up homes let me check dat on my crackulator.
by hrmmphh July 18, 2003
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Noun

1. Crackhead mathematics or calculations, usually skipping several numbers and spoken either very quickly, mumbled or rhythmically. This is done with the specific intention of confusing the other party in an attempt to swindle them for drug money or food stamps.
"By my crackulations, you OWE ME three dollars and a newport."
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