crackulations

Noun

1. Crackhead mathematics or calculations, usually skipping several numbers and spoken either very quickly, mumbled or rhythmically. This is done with the specific intention of confusing the other party in an attempt to swindle them for drug money or food stamps.

"By my crackulations, you OWE ME three dollars and a newport."

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

crackulatin

used in place of "up" in "whats up?"

yo nigga, whats crackulatin?!

by el jefe April 18, 2003

crackulating

What is going on?

Whats crackulating?

by Chris Wilson August 14, 2003

crackulating

Means the same thing as:
Whats up? Whats going down? Whats happening?, Whats doing?, Whats the go? or Whats the deal?
Answer is 'not much' or 'im just doing...' NOT 'good', 'pretty bad' etc.
Variation of 'whats cracking?'.

"Yo' whatz crackulatin', nigga?"
"Nothin', jus' chillin'."

by Diego August 25, 2003

crackulatin

When a crack head, or junkie, is trying to figure out much money they'll get for drugs of some stuff they are trying to pawn or sell. To see if its worth goin to cluck it...

Person 1:"what are you up to?"
Person 2: "Nothin just crackulatin these dvd's, n figure out if it'll be enough to score a stash...."

by BeautifulDiva January 15, 2010

Crackusations

Accusations of being under the influence of crack.
Accusations coming from someone under the influence of crack.

Linda has been smoking crack again and called me yesterday and she was throwing crackusations around about people being against her and other weird shit

by Yesnil April 4, 2021

Crackationship

When two people have sex with no feelings or situation attached.

Commonly associated with “friends with benefits” but less complicated and more successful.

Josh and Sofia hooked up and then dapped up after, they’re in a crackationship.

by 9-inchtotheleft February 22, 2026