cowtha

the feeling when u eat too much and don’t exercise so u feel like a cowtha

ugh i feel like such a cowtha today

by cheesy poop hole January 9, 2019

Amy Coathanger Barrett

The worst bitch on this planet. Welcome to Gilead and blessed be the fruit. Expand the fucking court.

Amy Coathanger Barrett can’t even list the five freedoms guaranteed in the first amendment. She shouldn’t be on the Supreme Court.

by shht October 31, 2020

Coathanger

A particularly vicious punch to the gut, as effective on pregnant women as a coathanger abortion.

My girlfriend told me she was pregnant the other day, so I gave her the ol' coathanger.

I got into a fight last night, I got coathangered and spent the next 10 minutes coughing up blood.

by Fluffyudders February 15, 2019

cowhand

The act of not tipping or not giving any gratuities to a bellhop or waiter for their services. Also called the hoof.

1. After everything I did for that hotel guest, He cowhanded me.

by PortoFinian August 30, 2010

Hot-ass Coathanger

Beater of Prostitutes, weapon of Pimps.

A coathanger heated up and used to beat a prostitute for disobeying the rules of the pimp.

-"Hey, Dad, why does mom have marks all over her body?"
-"I'm not your dad, but she fell on a hot-ass coathanger"

-"Damn, Sharon, why not just take the whole $100?"
-"I'll get beaten by my pimp's hot-ass coathanger, that's why, Ilene!"

by Black Dynamite March 16, 2010

Coathanger Tan

The tan received after going on a vacation to get an abortion.

After the condom broke, Genna came back from Miami with a coathanger tan.

by Miami Bob May 5, 2020

Liquid Coathanger

A sparkling drink consisting of a standard mimosa with a Plan B pill added to it.

Girl, the dick was so good last night I let him cum inside me. I need a Liquid Coathanger this morning to fix that mistake!

by BaggerBoyz April 6, 2023