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A particularly vicious punch to the gut, as effective on pregnant women as a coathanger abortion.
My girlfriend told me she was pregnant the other day, so I gave her the ol' coathanger.

I got into a fight last night, I got coathangered and spent the next 10 minutes coughing up blood.
by Fluffyudders February 15, 2019
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A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.
After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.
by JRBIV December 11, 2019
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a piece of wire used to hang clothes, able to be bent and manipulated to perform different tasks, like creating a wreath for Christmas, making a halo, killing unborn babies, and opening car doors
-"Hey dad a just knocked a bitch up what do i do?" "Hang on son I'll get a coat hanger you get the golf club"

-"hey Robbo keep a look out while i break into this car with my trusty coat hanger"
by JMSMD AKA CHOMP October 27, 2007
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Thanks to George W Bush's abstinence-only sex education, coathanger stocks have risen significantly.
by BeanSpleen February 03, 2005
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the other alternative to birth control. poor mans bitrh control
when she told me she was pregnant , i ran to my closet grabbed a hanger and fixed that problem right up
by gus gus February 25, 2004
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what my tv arial currently is
i used my only coathanger to watch tv. now all my clothes hang on chairs
by i want my face to be blurred January 07, 2007
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