cowhand

The act of not tipping or not giving any gratuities to a bellhop or waiter for their services. Also called the hoof.

1. After everything I did for that hotel guest, He cowhanded me.

by PortoFinian August 30, 2010

cowhand

a cowboy; cowpoke.

The ranch has hired 100 cowhands.

by uttam maharjan November 19, 2011

Cowhand

A condition you may need medical attention for.

What's wrong with my hand, gad Jethro it, I don't know what's wrong with me!
Oh $hit wade, ya got the cowhand, relax I'm gonna take you in to see Dr. Schwartz. I know you don't like Jew doctors, but he's the best in Kansas.

by Solid Mantis October 23, 2016

Cowmando

a term used for a type of Wisconsin boy who lactates, its a rare birth defect in which the natch grows mammary glands in his throat and under his armpits, and they swell to great proportions, its all quite complex and scientific, the end product is an excess of testosterone and a suckle-able teet. it is very hard for this creature to maintain an erection to procreate being it only mates with the great red assed baboon

its kind of hard to take a man who lactates serious
(Cowmando also referred to as a homogenized-homosexualis)

by Lord-Gore May 15, 2010

cochando

To engage in copulation.

Anoche me la estava cochando cuando entro su mama.

by sandSStorm May 27, 2005

cowhands

1.) A stupid yet lovable person.
2.) You have cows for hands.

Though I know it's tempting, Hailey, please refrain from eating my front yard, you cowhands.

by Styrofoam toast June 15, 2020

cowland

A man with an incredible forehead

oh that man has a cowland

by .a22 February 21, 2018