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coothang

Girl gimme some of that coothang; I'm going to get some coothang tonight.
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coothang

Girl gimme some of that coothang.
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Amy Coathanger Barrett

The worst bitch on this planet. Welcome to Gilead and blessed be the fruit. Expand the fucking court.
Amy Coathanger Barrett can’t even list the five freedoms guaranteed in the first amendment. She shouldn’t be on the Supreme Court.
by shht October 31, 2020
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Coathanger

A particularly vicious punch to the gut, as effective on pregnant women as a coathanger abortion.
My girlfriend told me she was pregnant the other day, so I gave her the ol' coathanger.

I got into a fight last night, I got coathangered and spent the next 10 minutes coughing up blood.
by Fluffyudders February 15, 2019
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Hot-ass Coathanger

Beater of Prostitutes, weapon of Pimps.

A coathanger heated up and used to beat a prostitute for disobeying the rules of the pimp.
-"Hey, Dad, why does mom have marks all over her body?"
-"I'm not your dad, but she fell on a hot-ass coathanger"

-"Damn, Sharon, why not just take the whole $100?"
-"I'll get beaten by my pimp's hot-ass coathanger, that's why, Ilene!"
by Black Dynamite March 16, 2010
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Coathanger Tan

The tan received after going on a vacation to get an abortion.
After the condom broke, Genna came back from Miami with a coathanger tan.
by Miami Bob May 5, 2020
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Liquid Coathanger

A sparkling drink consisting of a standard mimosa with a Plan B pill added to it.
Girl, the dick was so good last night I let him cum inside me. I need a Liquid Coathanger this morning to fix that mistake!
by BaggerBoyz April 6, 2023
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