cowtard 

A retarded overweight female. (slang)

If ignorance is bliss and gluttony a sin, then cowtards will happily go to hell.

cowtard by JJones January 11, 2009

Cowtard 

This word is endemic to the city of Calgary, Alberta, Canada. Calgary is best know to the world for when large amounts of people put on cowboy hats and pretend that they are cowboys/girls and not cowtards. The rest of the year is spent trying to ignore the fact that the city is populated by over 5000 homeless, drug addicts, gas and glue sniffers as well as home to the largest population of girly-men in North America. Large deposits of oil in the north in the 70's suddenly made countless hillbillly hot dog and beef jerky eaters into very rich people (Now Calgary is home to the largest population of hillbillies dressed in suits, ties and pink nike polo-shirts and pleated grey dockers) It is also home to a Starbucks opening ever 12.567 seconds) Only fat bald men with small penises are allowed to consume their coffees there. (Cowtown also has the worlds largest population of gold-diggers) A common greeting of a Cowtard is "Jeffrey, Margaret, are you up for some country reggae at the Smelly Turkey Pub?, "
Cowtards like to think that a city that has the most pick up trucks on the roads is synonymous with enlightened people. . Cowtard men would not get laid anywhere else in the world. . Cowtard of 03 was Hugh Grant because he likes to wear plaid a lot too. heroes in personlities such a Peter, from The Family Guy, and Rita MacNeil. Cowtards outlawed spicy foods and deli meats at all grocery stores in 1996, under the term as too ethnic and unCanadian.

"I never met a Cowtard I didn't want to punch in the face"

Bob Vila was voted best Cowtard of all time.

Hey, Dan, check out the guy in the pink pop up collar and cowboy hat, what a Cowtard.

Holy moly, the single males on this site are all gay cowboys, what a bunch of Cowtards

Cowtard by Sir William Huffington McBoner September 19, 2010

cowtard 

(KOW-tard) Combination of coward and tard, used as an alternative to nerd.

Bud is such a cowtard whenever someone stands up to him.

cowtard by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

cottard 

Basically the same thing as avetard, but these people reside at the Cottages of Norman, aka The Cot, these people are just as stupid and useless and probably have an even lower IQ. The cottages are just as trashy apartments and disgusting

Yea, the cottard is coming over today, should we just not open the door?

cottard by TurnM3Up November 11, 2019

Have at thee, coward! 

Shakespearean for "come at me, bro". Found in Act One of Romeo and Juliet.

Tybalt: Have at thee, coward!

Have at thee, coward! by saro_2109 April 29, 2013

cowardly custard

Another name for a shit-bag. Taken from the lion in The Wizard of Oz

He is a cowardly custard, hiding behind his ebay posting I.D.

cowardly custard by Terence Dactyl July 2, 2014

culture coward

Typically activists, teachers, and people with letters after their last name who reduce diversity to nothing but skin color.

That social just warrior just used the confused the word immigrant with person of color.

What a culture coward!

culture coward by Cinnabuns January 6, 2022