Coronastoner also sometimes spelled Coronastonah
People in marijuana-legal areas such as Canada who panic-buy marijuana because of the impending Coronavirus outbreak and subsequent quarantine.
People in marijuana-legal areas such as Canada who panic-buy marijuana because of the impending Coronavirus outbreak and subsequent quarantine.
What am I going to do with my time stuck at home? I'm gonna smoke my hoarded weed & be a Coronastoner!
I went to the dispensary to get my pain meds but the shelves were empty because the Coronastoners bought it all. 😔
I went to the dispensary to get my pain meds but the shelves were empty because the Coronastoners bought it all. 😔
by Mysteh March 25, 2020
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"Oh my God! Look at Jeffrey in the 'one in one out' queue at the grocery store behind those two little old ladies. He’s got a massive erection in his pants!"
"Oh, don’t worry Linda, he’s not getting turned on by the smell of piss and biscuits. That’s just his coronaboner"
"Oh, don’t worry Linda, he’s not getting turned on by the smell of piss and biscuits. That’s just his coronaboner"
by ShornThePrawn March 31, 2020
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The antonym of coronalingus. When a person is sad and lonely during the coronavirus time of social distancing.
Bill: "Hey have you heard what Pornhub is doing? Their premium's free to not just the Italians now but the whole world!"
Moe: "Yeah! It's crazy. You know it really means so much to the coronaloners..."
Jessica: "I went on tinder to boost my self-esteem... I never got so many matches before"
Brittney: "Yeah, that's attack of the coronaloners alright."
Moe: "Yeah! It's crazy. You know it really means so much to the coronaloners..."
Jessica: "I went on tinder to boost my self-esteem... I never got so many matches before"
Brittney: "Yeah, that's attack of the coronaloners alright."
by CoronalonerWithNoBoner March 30, 2020
Get the Coronaloner mug.A coronaphoner is a very modern phenomenon triggered by the heinous virus. An interview by a journalist conducted from afar is termed a "phoner". An interview conducted from any distance, but now via cell phone to maintain social distance, is a coronaphoner.
I needed to interview the police chief, so we did a coronaphoner while I sat in the parking lot outside her office.
by ElCommissioner March 30, 2020
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Jesus, I never realised just what a bunch of assholes I used to spend my time with pre-covid, fuck that shit, I’m gonna become a coronaloner when this is all over.
by cheffykins March 31, 2020
Get the Coronaloner mug.A strong lust for another who you have been separated from for a long period of time. This phrase was popularised in the Covid-19 pandemic.
by Boxiss June 15, 2020
Get the CoronaBoner mug.The physical effect experienced by many males who have been in isolation with their partners for an extended period.
A boner brought on by isolation due to Coronavirus.
A boner brought on by isolation due to Coronavirus.
Lindy was in two minds of how to react when her partner surprised her, once again, with his Coronaboner.
by HazyJose May 4, 2020
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