Coronastoner

Coronastoner also sometimes spelled Coronastonah

People in marijuana-legal areas such as Canada who panic-buy marijuana because of the impending Coronavirus outbreak and subsequent quarantine.

What am I going to do with my time stuck at home? I'm gonna smoke my hoarded weed & be a Coronastoner!

I went to the dispensary to get my pain meds but the shelves were empty because the Coronastoners bought it all. 😔

Coronastoner by Mysteh March 25, 2020

Coronaboner 

The permanent and irreversible erection you acquire after months of quarantine during the coronavirus outbreak with nothing but a spare room full of toilet paper bought in bulk from the local wholesalers and a pornhub premium subscription.

"Oh my God! Look at Jeffrey in the 'one in one out' queue at the grocery store behind those two little old ladies. He’s got a massive erection in his pants!"

"Oh, don’t worry Linda, he’s not getting turned on by the smell of piss and biscuits. That’s just his coronaboner"

Coronaboner by ShornThePrawn March 31, 2020

Coronaloner 

The antonym of coronalingus. When a person is sad and lonely during the coronavirus time of social distancing.

Bill: "Hey have you heard what Pornhub is doing? Their premium's free to not just the Italians now but the whole world!"
Moe: "Yeah! It's crazy. You know it really means so much to the coronaloners..."

Jessica: "I went on tinder to boost my self-esteem... I never got so many matches before"
Brittney: "Yeah, that's attack of the coronaloners alright."

Coronaloner by CoronalonerWithNoBoner March 30, 2020

coronaphoner 

A coronaphoner is a very modern phenomenon triggered by the heinous virus. An interview by a journalist conducted from afar is termed a "phoner". An interview conducted from any distance, but now via cell phone to maintain social distance, is a coronaphoner.

I needed to interview the police chief, so we did a coronaphoner while I sat in the parking lot outside her office.

coronaphoner by ElCommissioner March 30, 2020

Coronaloner 

A person that has enjoyed quarantine so much, that they intend to stay solitary through choice after the event has passed.

Jesus, I never realised just what a bunch of assholes I used to spend my time with pre-covid, fuck that shit, I’m gonna become a coronaloner when this is all over.

Coronaloner by cheffykins March 31, 2020

CoronaBoner 

A strong lust for another who you have been separated from for a long period of time. This phrase was popularised in the Covid-19 pandemic.

Miss my lass so much got a right coronaboner

CoronaBoner by Boxiss June 15, 2020

Coronaboner 

The physical effect experienced by many males who have been in isolation with their partners for an extended period.

A boner brought on by isolation due to Coronavirus.

Lindy was in two minds of how to react when her partner surprised her, once again, with his Coronaboner.

Coronaboner by HazyJose May 4, 2020