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The act of getting excited about relaying unsubstantiated 3rd hand 'facts' about the Coronavirus to appear knowledgeable infront of strangers or Social Media.
Wow, I wish John would shut the fuck up about Covid - 19! It gives him such a Corona Boner!
by Mabsobaby March 19, 2020
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Paper product used as a barrier against unwanted messes, such as the liner at the bottom of a bird cage.
Please put a New York Times under that before it gets all over the place.
by Phaedrus331 February 12, 2021
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Person 1: Dave won't shut up about Corona Virus, he's got a mountain of toilet paper.
Person 2: yeah he's got Corona Boner something bad.
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by Joey Pepperonii March 19, 2020
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The physical effect experienced by many males who have been in isolation with their partners for an extended period.

A boner brought on by isolation due to Coronavirus.
Lindy was in two minds of how to react when her partner surprised her, once again, with his Coronaboner.
by HazyJose May 04, 2020
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The permanent and irreversible erection you acquire after months of quarantine during the coronavirus outbreak with nothing but a spare room full of toilet paper bought in bulk from the local wholesalers and a pornhub premium subscription.
"Oh my God! Look at Jeffrey in the 'one in one out' queue at the grocery store behind those two little old ladies. He’s got a massive erection in his pants!"

"Oh, don’t worry Linda, he’s not getting turned on by the smell of piss and biscuits. That’s just his coronaboner"
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by ShornThePrawn March 31, 2020
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A corona boner is another word for boner. You get it from watching pornographic videos of people infected with the new virus called corona virus.

Also can be a boner from people that have the virus (non sexual)
I was just watching this video on pornhub and it gave me a corona virus.

I don’t know bro, but I keep getting the corona boner from people with the virus.
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by TheRealChiken March 16, 2020
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When you have been in isolation for so long beating your meat, you are physically unable to maintain an erection but you continue to rub one out despite never achieving full erectness otherwise known as the corona boner
dude I have been in isolation so long it has Given me a bad case of corona boner
by Fherrightinthep March 17, 2020
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