That kind of person that watches the news too much, and is afraid of Asians. They also believe viruses to be little creatures that are corrosive to toilet paper. In addition the little viruses are allergic to dust masks.
Person: "How are you doing today sir?
Coronaphobe: "Ah! Vyrisys! Grabb de wipdey wipes and glubby gloves."
The fear of catching the current strain (COVID-19 in March 2020) of human coronavirus, expressed by wearing a face mask in public, or simply avoiding public places, public events and public transport.
Wow, we've lost half the audience to the show tonight due to coronaphobia
A person with an irrational fear of products containing corn or products such as meat and poultry that have been fed corn.
Those faux intellectual hippies wasted an hour of my time lecturing me that I was gonna end up obese with diabetes because I grilled "non-organic" beef with bbq sauce loaded with high fructose corn syrup. Fuckin cornaphobes! hippies corn high fructose corn syrup dumbass fear monger
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*