Coronaphobe

A newly coined term used to describe a person with a clinical level of fear of contracting the Coronavirus.

Hell yes, I am a full-blown Coronaphobe!

by Dr Bunnygirl March 23, 2020

Coronaphobe

An uneducated, intelligence lacking person with an irrational fear of death from a non-leathal mild flu virus

Jeez, you back quickly. Yes. The shop was full of coronaphobes so i went through it fast

by Infidel82 August 11, 2020

Coronaphobe

That kind of person that watches the news too much, and is afraid of Asians. They also believe viruses to be little creatures that are corrosive to toilet paper. In addition the little viruses are allergic to dust masks.

Person: "How are you doing today sir?
Coronaphobe: "Ah! Vyrisys! Grabb de wipdey wipes and glubby gloves."

by Smiggles ; ) March 25, 2020

Coronaphone

Our carefully disinfected office phone, a result of the endlessly robotic janitorial motions we make before using our shared workspaces.

Gimme a minute while I prepare the Coronaphone.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2020

Coronaphobic

The clinical term for an intense and unremitting level of fear of contracting the Coronavirus.

Hell yes, I’ve become insanely Coronaphobic!

by Dr Bunnygirl March 23, 2020

coronaphobia

The fear of catching the current strain (COVID-19 in March 2020) of human coronavirus, expressed by wearing a face mask in public, or simply avoiding public places, public events and public transport.

Wow, we've lost half the audience to the show tonight due to coronaphobia

by natts March 7, 2020

cornaphobe

A person with an irrational fear of products containing corn or products such as meat and poultry that have been fed corn.

Those faux intellectual hippies wasted an hour of my time lecturing me that I was gonna end up obese with diabetes because I grilled "non-organic" beef with bbq sauce loaded with high fructose corn syrup. Fuckin cornaphobes! hippies corn high fructose corn syrup dumbass fear monger

by crizzard July 22, 2009