Coronawhiner

Someone who does nothing else but whine about Coronavirus

Person A: Ugh I don't get it, why can't we just go outside. Corona is not that big of a deal
Person B: Shut up, your such a Coronawhiner

by thisaintit May 27, 2020

Coronashine Purell

The knock off homemade Moonshine-ish Coronavirus (COVID-19) antiseptic sold on the black market in real Purell containers by those willing to anything to make a buck at onset of the Coronavirus pandemic. In most cases it’s usually made of ingredients such as EverClear, Vodka, or Gin combined with Aloe Vera. Making as much as $500 for 750mL per bottle at underground Speakeasies and PTA meetings.

1.) Barbara and the younginns are slagging this Coronashine Purell I’m brewing behind the trailer in that rusty shed at the school playground. And it is selling better than Girl Scout Cookies in the Spring or shanks and other contraband in a US Federal Maximum Security prison.

2.) Yo, Bro! They’re selling that Coronashine Purell beging the weed dispensary.

by Rezo March 11, 2020

coronaphoner

A coronaphoner is a very modern phenomenon triggered by the heinous virus. An interview by a journalist conducted from afar is termed a "phoner". An interview conducted from any distance, but now via cell phone to maintain social distance, is a coronaphoner.

I needed to interview the police chief, so we did a coronaphoner while I sat in the parking lot outside her office.

by ElCommissioner March 30, 2020