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Corpdick
A deceased man's penis, erect by way of Rigor Mortis.
A male corpse's fully extended genital member.
Sometimes used with other terms such as: "Mother fucking corpdick" which would refer to the necrophiliac sexual intercourse between a mother and the aforementioned recently deceased man.
It is occasionally alternatively spelled as "Corpdic"
A male corpse's fully extended genital member.
Sometimes used with other terms such as: "Mother fucking corpdick" which would refer to the necrophiliac sexual intercourse between a mother and the aforementioned recently deceased man.
It is occasionally alternatively spelled as "Corpdic"
Bill: You are such a corpdick!
Ted: Wtf does that even mean?
Bill: You're a dead man's hardened cock, idiot.
Greg: That dude doesn't even seem to breathe when he sleeps. This one time his girlfriend thought he was dead, but she was confused since he had a raging boner.
Phil: So she thought he had corpdick?
Greg: Yeah, pretty much.
Ted: Wtf does that even mean?
Bill: You're a dead man's hardened cock, idiot.
Greg: That dude doesn't even seem to breathe when he sleeps. This one time his girlfriend thought he was dead, but she was confused since he had a raging boner.
Phil: So she thought he had corpdick?
Greg: Yeah, pretty much.
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corn dick
At the end of an act of anal sex, when a penis is removed from an asshole, sometimes the penis is covered with shit and with kernels of undigested corn. This phenomena, as well as the penis in this situation, are known as "corn dick". Corn, if not chewed up, is not easily digested and so appears as whole kernals in feces, which then sticks to the penis in anal sex. Corn dick can generally be prevented with enemas.
corn dick by moretolife September 3, 2005
corn dick
A corn dick is a stupid hick/redneck/backwards ass country fuck who is oblivious to anything other than hunting/bad country music/farming/and of course, corn. They loooove corn. Whenever you see a corn dick it is customary to give out a corn dick call, which you do so by using a very high pitched and loud voice and say: "UHH-WHOOUUUH, CORN!" high pitched emphasis should go into the 'OUUUH' bit followed by yelling corn in the most hick ass accent you can muster.
When a big dumb ford truck drives by with retarded ass stacks in the back and is blaring some stupid sad country song about how some whiney ass country fag got dumped while you and your friends can do nothing but laugh at pointing out how big of a douche bag corn dick the guy is as you call out to him using the trademark corndick call.
corn dick by Lockesmith November 8, 2011
corkdick
A term used to define people that are able to procure new or slightly used items for free by merely asking for them.
Condickted Felon
My man's going to jail for murder cuz he killed that pussy. Its a crime having good dick. He just became a condickted felon.
Condickted Felon by MizzV March 14, 2015
coondick
1.)Term used for yelling insults or obscenities at pedestrians from a moving vehicle. Generally, entertaining for the occupants of the vehicle, but not for the victims.
One may yell something along the lines of "NICE FACE UGLY!' at a lone pedestrian or "HEY LOOK!!! A PACK OF QUEERS!" at a group of pedistrians.
Origin: First used by a group of teenagers from Kendall, NY. The word coondick comes from the book Their Eyes Were Watching God, where it is used to refer to an alcoholic beverage of some sort.
I'm bored, lets go coondick tonight.
One may yell something along the lines of "NICE FACE UGLY!' at a lone pedestrian or "HEY LOOK!!! A PACK OF QUEERS!" at a group of pedistrians.
Origin: First used by a group of teenagers from Kendall, NY. The word coondick comes from the book Their Eyes Were Watching God, where it is used to refer to an alcoholic beverage of some sort.
I'm bored, lets go coondick tonight.
I want to go coondicking after the movie.
Bill is an excellent coondicker, he yells such funny things.
Bill is an excellent coondicker, he yells such funny things.