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A deceased man's penis, erect by way of Rigor Mortis.
A male corpse's fully extended genital member.
Sometimes used with other terms such as: "Mother fucking corpdick" which would refer to the necrophiliac sexual intercourse between a mother and the aforementioned recently deceased man.
It is occasionally alternatively spelled as "Corpdic"
Bill: You are such a corpdick!
Ted: Wtf does that even mean?
Bill: You're a dead man's hardened cock, idiot.

Greg: That dude doesn't even seem to breathe when he sleeps. This one time his girlfriend thought he was dead, but she was confused since he had a raging boner.
Phil: So she thought he had corpdick?
Greg: Yeah, pretty much.
Corpdick by PICkLes October 15, 2012
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corkdick 

A term used to define people that are able to procure new or slightly used items for free by merely asking for them.
"Hey look at this new fishing poll I got for free!"

You're such a corkdick.
corkdick by streetbu February 3, 2010
Related Words

cropdick 

The reattachment of one's foreskin
I just ate my cropdick.
cropdick by niggerman224 April 6, 2019

cropdick 

The reattachment of one's foreskin
i have a cropdick
cropdick by niggerman224 April 6, 2019

corndick 

a person with human feces on his penis after sex in other words a pure asshole
man jeff is such a corndick
corndick by beansa November 3, 2006

CARPDICKLE 

The skin between your fingers.

Not between your thumb which is named separately
"ow! You poked me on the carpdickle"
CARPDICKLE by Ihateolives September 18, 2023