1) Q: How was court today? A: My
butt hurts. Q: Why? A: I got Connicked.
2) Atty.: You'
re honor, I'd like to move that my client'
s habeas writ be added to the record. Judge: you haven't even given your opening statement. Atty.: I believe my client is about to be Connicked.
3) Q:
Yo, what's this
soggy piece of
paper, and why is this flag laying here all wet? A: It must have been Connicked by the prosecutor.
4) Q: Wasn't there any evidence showing your client's innocence? A: I thought so, but when I went to the prosecutor's office to pick up my discovery there was smoke pouring out from under the door and someone inside was laughing like a hyena.