corkdick 

A term used to define people that are able to procure new or slightly used items for free by merely asking for them.

"Hey look at this new fishing poll I got for free!"

You're such a corkdick.

corkdick by streetbu February 3, 2010

Corpdick

A deceased man's penis, erect by way of Rigor Mortis.
A male corpse's fully extended genital member.
Sometimes used with other terms such as: "Mother fucking corpdick" which would refer to the necrophiliac sexual intercourse between a mother and the aforementioned recently deceased man.
It is occasionally alternatively spelled as "Corpdic"

Bill: You are such a corpdick!
Ted: Wtf does that even mean?
Bill: You're a dead man's hardened cock, idiot.

Greg: That dude doesn't even seem to breathe when he sleeps. This one time his girlfriend thought he was dead, but she was confused since he had a raging boner.
Phil: So she thought he had corpdick?
Greg: Yeah, pretty much.

Corpdick by PICkLes October 15, 2012

corkpicker 

A derogatory term for Spanish or Portuguese people.

I saw a couple of corkpickers next to the gas station.

corkpicker by psychicchicken March 23, 2022

cockdick 

(noun) an insult used to express an extremely stupid or asshole move.

Greg, why would you light Nick's towel on fire, you cockdick!

cockdick by Ian0287 April 29, 2008

Cockdick 

A derogitory term used when putting a male victim down. This word simple means penispenis, but also means that the person is a dick or a douche bag.

Male Victim: "I plowed your girlfriend bro."
You: "You're a cockdick!"

Cockdick by SickPhrords July 10, 2010

cockdick 

a stupid ass who does stupid things. this term is good to use when observing morons driving, when you have been cut off in traffic, or when observing any other stupid idiotic act by any male.

look at that cockdick in that honda, he thinks it's a race car.

that cockdick just ran that red light.

cockdick by navypunk June 2, 2007

CockDicking 

When you get your dick stuck in a door preferably the keyhole like lockpicking it's called Cockdicking.

Yeah, Johnny was up the street with his willytang stuck Cockdicking that door.

CockDicking by The Cock Dicker June 13, 2023