coontag 

A degenerate, sociopathic, drug addicted, alcoholic that spends most of his time yelling random profanities at teenagers on the internet and masturbating while eating chicken wings. Coontags speak in broken, un-comprehendable phrases made up of words that have little to no meaning.

I would love to invite austin over, but hes a bit of a coontag. I dont want my patio furnature lit on fire or my couch covered in semen or feces.

coontag by Coontag June 12, 2018

Contagion 

A group of anti-vaxxers

A contagion has gathered at the park to spread measles to each other.

Contagion by Resurchvax November 18, 2018

The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA) 

When a student is in a school which is massively filled with indian creatures who call themselves teachers, he/she suffers the Indian Affliction. Those so called teachers have brains the size of peanuts and have bodies covered with nothing but oil and hair. They speak in queerly altered piteous english that sounds like a Decepticon and an Auto-bot having sex. They're figure is weirdly diverse but is roughly regraded as the shape of a disabled ape. A normal human will surely have a hard time distinguishing a male from a female.
Chiefly, just by it intruding a class, this creature transfers a detrimental smell that affects the living soul of a student, transforming him/her into one of it's own.

Those indian creatures have suffered in the past, over the ages and yet until now. But they have chosen not to live in their own affliction, but to spread their suffering and multiply. Somehow, they believed the educational course was the utter path to ride on.
Sadly, students in the middle east are the ones who endure this ailment the most. But be warned, as they multiply like fuck, they seek worldwide domination.

Jaimie: Fuck yeah that creepy old indian teacher left school, can't wait to see what they brought us next

Sam: Looks like we have ANOTHER ONE! Can't believe how numerous those things are!

Jaimie: This place is like they're fucking domicile, aslong as we stay here, we're still gonna be sufferers of The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA).

The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA) by Epictrix August 27, 2012

Contagious Smile

Is when someone smiles at you and you cant help but smile back.

Me:Everytime you smile it makes me smile.
You:*Blush*
Me:Its really cute you have a contagious smile

Contagious Smile by PopcornBuddy September 14, 2011

coontang 

the vaginal cavity of a negro woman

Oh damn, Khalil, look at that sweet coontang!

coontang by m j f February 15, 2004

Coontact 

Having contact with African Americans

What a bad day at work, too much coontact

Coontact by Louis Farakoon August 31, 2006

Coontails

Several dyed pieces of hair (usually found on the heads of scene girls) That are striped horizontally with a different color of hair, made to look like the tail of a raccoon. They are often worn as extensions (bought from hot topic) rather than actual hair.

Scene Girl 1: Hey, did you see Carol Chaos's new green and black coontails? aren't they rad?
Scene girl 2: Well, they would be...if they weren't extensions.

Coontails by xXAllison[x]WonderlandXx April 16, 2009