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coontang 

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Sweet Chocolate pie... of the furry variety
1) My friend had some tasty coontang after dinner in NOLA

2) MA! Kenny had some coontang. Can I have some?
coontang by Pie Lover October 3, 2003

Coontang 

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A black ladies vagina.
I fucked a coontang.

Coontang is the best coontang.
Coontang by Mr.hushmalakumba January 19, 2020

coontang 

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The vagina of an actual raccoon.
Get the hounds boys! We're gonna have us some hot coontang tonight!
coontang by D. B. Cooper October 28, 2006

coontang 

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Black woman that likes to fuck white men. From the days of slavery where the captain of the slave-ship would keep a black woman in his cabin for sex, in exchange she gets the luxury of not being treated like the rest of the slaves.

Same thing for the slave women kept in the owners home for sex rather than housework. They start to develop a sense of self-importance and higher status compared to the rest of the slaves.
S1: I ain't seen Betty for a few days. I hope she's OK.
S2: OK? She's the Master's new coontang. She been bossing the ladies upstairs around like she the new mistress.
coontang by ViperOfDorne November 8, 2023

Corntango 

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The market condition where bitcoin (corn) futures prices are higher than spot prices.
Bitcoin is doing the #CORNTANGO.

Corntang 

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(n.) A combination of the words corn hole and poon tang. Corntang is a word used to describe a girls butthole.

(v.) The act of eating a girls butthole.
Wow that girl is so hott. I would definitely eat her corntang.

You have a beautiful butthole, if only you were down to corntang.

What? You haven't douched today? Its fine, I'll just corntang.
Corntang by JoeyDaJock June 19, 2011
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