coones

word invented by Nick Gibson to call jourdan and merisa. Meaning unknown

MJ: Hey biotch!
NG: Hey Coones

by G-UNIT March 12, 2005

Conesy

What pro wrestler/actor The Rock calls Conan O'Brien.

The Rock: "How ya doin, Conesy?"
Conan: "KEEP COOL MY BABIES!!!"

by J-Badizzle July 20, 2008

Yer maw punts coonsil

Scottish insult: "your mother is a drug dealer"

Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.

Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement

See also: yer da sells the avon

"Awa talk shite, yer da sells avon ya roaster"

"Aye well yer maw punts coonsil n aw, prick"

"Cunt"

by purefanny565 February 3, 2017

dirty cojones

when a man instead of the traditional anal sex, he simply inserts his balls in a womans anus.

I gave betty a little dirty cojones last night, and my balls had shit on them yet i refused to clean them off.

by Wayne Boucher January 6, 2009

A Coons Age

A word used when describing an unspecific length of time.

Generally used instead of:
"It's been a long time"
"I haven't been here in a while"

"I haven't seen you in a coons age, Jacob. "

"Man, I haven't drank this much in a coons age."

"It's been a coons age, hasn't it."

by Tbo8 August 24, 2017

Conestoga Valley High School

A school filled with fake people and Juulers who think they’re cool. There’s a select few people that are actually nice at this school, but nearly everyone you’ll meet will most likely stab you in the back. Just a bunch of gays to be honest.

She’s pretty slutty and fake... I bet she’s from Conestoga Valley High School

by not a juuler December 11, 2018

Conestoga High School

A cornucopia of Juuling, sexual predators, and librarians who will force you to divide your friend group into quadruplets. The only thing getting fucked worse than Ted Cruz in the last election are the grades of its students. This school has rules more intrusive than the NSA after you've been googling ISIS all night. Moreover, this shit stain of a building is home to an assortment of different races, cultures, backgrounds, and vape flavors. Students flock to the sound of "mango" like a Walmart on Black Friday with a 2 for 1 sale on iPhones. Conestoga also gets a lot of press, any press is good press, unless it involves a broomstick or a 65 year old chauffeur. Most recently this school was featured on Fox News, two girls juuling in their car thought it'd be fun to drop the n-bomb (on a Tuesday). White privilege coupled with hyper-sensitive adolescents, such a lovely environment.

Friend One: "Hey you got any pods?"
Friend Two: "Nah ask the kids trapping over at Conestoga High School"

by BeatAssDefinitions May 10, 2018